Celebrities: Keeping Up Appearances

JLo wore a stunning off white Designer JOHN Galliano and husband MARC Anthony sported Dior. JLo makes him look good. MARC was pale and scrawny and looking some what undernourished before they married. Now he is usually tanned toned and looks great with his filling out. There were SO many red carpet events within a two month span I can not remember Who wore what Designer at which event .... There were many jaw dropping moments in fashion. I do remember JOAN Rivers spotted the HOT looking duo. "Oh my! there's the beautifully stunning and talented JENNIFER Lopez WHO are you wearing? It's stunning! and what is his name again, MARC... MARC Anthony ... MARC Anthony there were so many ... you know, MARC Anthony and JLo ....mmmm, what do you think?" Taking it all in stride the luscious JLo was about to go before the calling of the catty JOAN Rivers as she cackled into the mike and onto our screens. "Tell me Jennifer is this ONE going to last? Tell me!" Mic thrown in to JLo and MARC's faces, basically in JLo's, JOAN repeats herself "Tell me Jennifer this one's a keeper right? Will this marriage last longer than the rest? Give it a year atleast!" JLo's response "Most certainly ! I am very happy !" as JLo beamed back beautifully with her man in tow. JOAN back to the camera sighs with exaggerated Drama. " It's OK Jennifer Lopez IS the Latina ELIZABETH Taylor she has a few more husbands to go..."

Singer , Actress, and House Of Dereon Designer BEYONCE Knowles lands the cover of the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue. Why is any one surprised? Former Senator, Actor FRED Thompson of Law and Order considering campaigning for Presidency. Hotel California with TATYANA Ali, TYSON Beckford and DANNY Arroyo is OUT! Also Death Row aka Haunted Prison Directed by KEVIN VanHook is now on DVD rent it now at Netflix.
Many disgruntled faces at New York City's Radio City Music Hall for the 2006 Grammy's. P Diddy's all girl group Danity Kane got in with out a scuff. Rappers looking especially pissed since there was a fierce security check at the door for Every one, Celebs included. NO Alcoholic cocktails, weapons or drugs were allowed inside, if you couldn't leave it or lose it forget about it . . . You were NOT getting in. Ah rules. Rapper recording artist LUDICRIS' attire was OFF the hook jetting in his STEWARD Wiesman shoes. Passionate Original Immediate Playwright LISA McCree has received top honors for her Play
PS. Write Back and creating a buzz for And My Names Not Peaches. JAY-Z is commended on his aiding/ funding African villages by building them a fresh water supply. I know the harsh realities of being stranded with out water that some people will never experience. Newly engaged SALMA Hayek is planning a wedding and a baby to Businessman FRANCOIS-Henri Pinault. " The Laughing Club Of India " An early Documentary by Film Maker MIRA Nair is basically about getting Life ON.

Ah yes, Photographers and their Models. Or is it vice versa? On Top Of His Game Photographer RAYMOND Meier photographs ROBIN Chandler Duke.
NAOMI Campbell in a racy LOUIS Vuitton mink portraying perfectly perky breasts in that black skinny mesh top. The Bag - Yummy !
A LOUIS Vuitton Bag with a BIG fun marshmallow LV . . . This photo of NAOMI has a GRACE Jones theme. Sitings: MANOLO Blahnik strikes a pose with the happy couple RACHEL Roy and husband rap mogul DAMON Dash. The couple had dropped by the Bottega Veneta Suite at the St. Regis Hotel. The beautiful RACHEL Roy looking elegantly exquisite in a RALPH Lauren Design a sparkling one piece full Pleated ankle length skirt attached to a shiny skin tight turtle neck skinny.

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