Celebrity Rehab Premieres Tonight on VH1..

So when I saw Tiger Woods #1 Putter (too crass?) Rachel Uchitel, on all of the morning shows talking about her 'addiction to lurrrrve', I was like, ohhhh Celebrity Rehab 4 must be starting soon, I thought I heard Dr. Drew firing up the Wagon O'Shame and Broken Dreams again! I headed to Vh1.com to get the deets, and lo and behold the premiere in its entirety is up to watch.

I watched it, and like this show always is...it's 'meh' TV at its best. I won't recap the whole thing because you may want to watch it in all of it's gloriousness tonight since you're not a Top Chef All-Stars fan. It's basically Jason Wahler being a nobody on drugs, Brandon Davis being a creepy nobody on drugs, Keyshia Cole's cracked out mom being a nobody on drugs, Rachel Uchitel...we've discussed her, Jeremy London being a nobody from Party of Five on drugs, Leif Garrett trying to reclaim 1978 on drugs, Janice Dickenson being an evil reality TV genius on drugs, and eye candy Eric Roberts trying to kick a life threatening addiction to smoking pot in a vaporizer. Seriously. The life gripping pot addiction of a middle aged man that doesn't even SMOKE JOINTS. Wow. He's one of 'those' with his $400 vap-o-pot. Lord have mercy...

If I've forgotten anyone, they're forgettable anyway so you're not missing much. I only watch this show because Shelley the tech is a hoot, and I love me some Dr. Drew! The whole 'who's crazier' standoff between Janice Dickenson and Brandon Davis looks promising, as the possible rich boy doucheoff between Davis and Wahler. Other than that, I'll DVR this and watch Top Chef All Stars instead. Haven't decided if I'm recapping this yet...thoughts?

So if you are going to record this, don't forget they're supposedly showing TWO back to back episodes tonight and not just replaying what's already on the web. You're Welcome ;)