Celebrity Tattoos of 2008, Best and Worst: Rihanna to Stephen Baldwin

Ashley Guzman
I love Marilyn Monroe, and that's why I am offended by the tattoo of her on Megan Fox's forearm. This tattoo does no justice at all to the fifties' bombshell. It barely even resembles her! Next time you want to get an image of an iconic figure tattooed into your flesh for the rest of your life, look for a really good tattoo artist and have a gander at their portfolio.

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Amy Amy Amy! Your husband's finally out of the clink and didn't even bother to give you the heads up about his release date. I think it's finally time to get rid of the uber lame "Blake's" shirt pocket tattoo. I hope you were high when you got this one done.

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Stephen Baldwin is an idiot. Who gets a tattoo on a dare from a sixteen year old girl? Stephan Baldwin does! Then again Stephan Baldwin has a large array of even dumber tattoos.

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Now for some tattoos I actually do like, Angelina's Buddhist prayer on her written in Khmer, Cambodia's native language. Done by a Buddhist monk, the tattoo is meant to protect her and her son from bad luck. The tattoo reads, "May your enemies run far away from you. If you acquire riches, may they remain yours always. Your beauty will be that of Apsara. (a celestial dancer from Khmer mythology) Wherever you may go, many will attend, serve and protect you, surrounding you on all sides." One of her most recent tattoos on her upper left arm are the coordinates of latitude and longitude representing where she adopted her three children, Maddox, Zahara and Pax, and the location where her and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh, was born.

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Rihanna's neck tattoo of the stars plunging down her back is cute and sexy. Neck tatoos can be a bit risky, but Rihanna hits the mark with this one. Rihanna has more tattoos- a Pisces behind her right ear, a star inside her left ear, a music note on her ankle, and a Sanskrit prayer going down the hip.

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And last but not least, this tattoo has provided me with many laughs. What is going on with White Boy's tattoo on I Love New York? Who is that? Neil Diamond? The ridiculousness of it always makes me howl with laughter. After conducting some research, the tattoo may be of a deceased friend. I feel bad now. Oh well...

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