Celebrity Vagina News from Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Khloe Kardashian

With little left for celebrities to share with us, now that we have seen body parts, nude photos, and sex tapes, a new topic has come up recently in many celebrity interviews and reality shows. This would be vaginas.

Recently, there has been a rash of celebrities talking about their private parts, and why not? In a day and age where celebrity men talk about their erectile dysfunctions on television ads, it only seems fair that women get equal time.

The first vagina that we have heard about recently was none other than Lady Gaga's. This seems appropriate enough coming from a woman who makes a living by providing shock value to her shows.

Lady Gaga claims that her vagina is the root of all her creativity and talent, according to the New York Magazine. In a recent interview ,she said that she does not like to have sex because she feels her creativity will be stolen through her vagina. She talked about her private part as if it were a portal into some magical or mystical place that contains her creativity.

Lady Gaga, who sounds like she has a spiritual side to her way of thinking, might very well think her private part is a vessel for creativity. This is also something someone might say if she is suffering from a mental health disorder and having delusions. Then, of course, she could mean that, after a night of sex, she is too tired to get creative. Either way, she believes her female part holds the key to her success.

The next vagina talked about was between two sisters, Kim and Khloe Kardashian. Khloe was going for her first laser hair removal for her bikini area, and she took big sister Kim along for support. This of course was televised on the newest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

When Kim looked down at her sister Khloe laying on the table, she said to her, "You have a nice-looking vagina," according to the Hollywood Gossip website. Of course, Khloe asked her why wouldn't it be nice looking. Kim said she thought it would be "scaly, red rashy looking." There is nothing like a private-parts talk between two sisters.

This is what is so likable about this show; it shares moments that happen in life that people just do not talk about. Kim Kardashian also has the knack for saying things that others might be thinking, but were afraid to vocalize. It might be that Kim is comparing Khloe's body part to her own, and she became surprised that years of bikini waxes did not take its toll on Khloe.

Last, but certainly not least, we have a story about Paris Hilton's vagina. Hilton is allegedly using hers for illegal activity, according to the website IUC. Hilton is saying the cocaine in her recent Vegas drug bust is not hers, but a close friend of hers told IUC that Hilton is an expert at hiding drugs in her vagina.

Hilton travels the world, and her friend said she likes to bring drugs along with her. To get past customs and baggage checks, she hides her drugs in a lubricated condom and puts them in her vagina. When she got arrested for cocaine possession in Vegas, she had just asked the policeman to use the bathroom and was taking the coke with her to stash it away in her favorite hiding place, reports her friend. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Airport employees take notice: You might want to use the X-ray machine on Miss Hilton, or the bottom half of her anyway.

This has been the extent of the vagina talk among the celebrities in the last month. We should be hearing much more of this with the newest beautification technique making its way out to the West Coast from New York. It is called Vatooing. It is an non-invasive cousin to the tattoo.

A vatoo is an airbrushed work of art that is done around the vagina. It is not permanent, lasting up to 10 days, according to the website PopCrunch. To do this artwork, a full bikini wax is required. It may be non-invasive, but a full bikini wax is not without pain! The things women go through for beauty.

References: NY Magazine, Hollywood Gossip , IUC , PopCrunch