Celebs Who Deserve Coal This Year

When Santa ponders which celebrities have been naughty or nice this year, he won't have any problem knowing those who've been the very baddest. Consider some who really deserve the lumps of coal in their stockings:

Charlie Sheen
This train wreck of a celebrity finally went too outrageous in 2011, even by showbiz's low standards. He got himself fired as $1 million per episode star from the hit TV show, "Two and a Half Men". His life of booze, drugs and adult film stars finally caught up with him. He richly deserves a load of coal in his pantyhose.

Ashton Kutcher
Of course, with typical showbiz morality, Sheen was replaced on the show by that paragon of good behavior, Mr. Demi Moore, also known as Ashton Kutcher. Ashton celebrated his new acting gig by breaking his marriage vows. You can bet Demi would now like to put large lumps of coal in Ashton's stocking.

Kim Kardashian
The family that will do anything for publicity did it in fine style in 2011. In a lavish wedding that wasted more money than the U.S. Congress and English royalty combined ever could, Kim got herself married to towering NBA star Kris Humphries. Then, after only days, Kim dumped Kris and will probably now try to make money off the divorce drama.

Lady Gaga
With Charlie Sheen and the Kardashians out there, it's getting tougher and tougher for Lady Gaga to find new ways to shock us. She's currently promoting her new album, "Marry the Knight", so she couldn't just ask us to go out and buy it. Instead, GaGa insists that she believes in monogamy, and declares she won't have sex without that commitment, including the jeweled engagement and wedding rings. She goes on to lament that she has "never felt truly cherished by a lover." The only rocks she's liable to get for Christmas are lumps of coal in her stocking.

NBA players & owners
The millionaire NBA players and billionaire owners got all huffy with each other until the season was almost gone. Then, to be kind to the poor fans who overpay to seem them play, they decided to have a half-season, after coming to an agreement they should have made months earlier. And just to show their holiday spirit, the first games will be played on Christmas Day. For their great act of fake Christmas cheer, they deserve loads of coal in their sweat socks.