Cereals that We Would Never Want to Eat

Steven West
A bowl of cereal is a great way to start off the day. There are so many different kinds of cereals available to choose from at the grocery store. However, some cereals never become very popular. Here is a list of cereals that never made it to the grocery stores.

1. Frosted Frogs. Little miniature frogs sweetened with sugar.

2. Decay Flakes. Flakes completely coated with sugar. Guaranteed to lead to tooth decay.

3. Veggie Loops. Colorful round shaped cereal full of veggie goodness. Broccoli green, Carrot orange, tomato red, and corn yellow.

4. Prune Bran. Tastes delicious and relieves constipation at the same time.

5. Honey Ham. Little chunks of ham in every bite.

6. Stix. Fortified pretzel sticks.

7. Sweet and Sour Oats. Lots of fiber but a bizarre taste.

8. Potato Pops. Crunchy potatoes mixed with sweet nuggets.

9. Mice Krispies. Little bits of cereal in the shape of mice.

10.Zombie Flakes. Deadly taste with little pieces of bones mixed with sugar coated flakes.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...   View profile

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  • Molly Carter 2/19/2008

    LOL Yuck!

  • Molly Carter 2/19/2008

    LOL Yuck!

  • Justice Lives Not 2/17/2008

    Hillarious!!!

  • 3lilangels 2/17/2008

    very cute job and glad this list isnt true

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