Charlie Sheen is Bringing His One Man Show to Chicago April 3rd

You know what this world needs during a natural disaster? The self important musings of a complete ass-hat, that's what. If you follow good ol' Chuckles Irwin Estevez on the Twitter, you know what I mean. Japan is in complete disarray and he's #winning.

Blech. He is like a sand flea...

So Charlie Sheen is taking his 'theater of the mind' mania on the road and coming to the Chicago Theater this April 3rd to rant and rave about nothing for 90 minutes. The title of the show is Rantings of a Misogynistic Dry Drunk Manic Loon "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Show." No really, that's the actual title of the show. I'm not even punking you. For reals.

Hear the 'real story from the Warlock' himself, folks. Must be nice to have money to burn on a ticket to this mess. Why don't you just light those bills on fire and do a rain dance instead.

So yay, hide your daughters and blow, Chicago...the MaSHEEN is going to be here in less than a month. If he's not 5150'ed by then. Here's hoping...

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