1. "Winners do what losers don't want to do."
2. "I don't know where I come from but I'm here now so deal with it."
3. "My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties."
4. "You can't process me with a normal brain."
5. "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."
6. "I have some toilet fish screaming to get out of my rump."
7. "Rock bottom; that's a fishing term."
8. "You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me."
9. "It's a very strange silence that I'm living in right now. It's a silence that has a lot of activity and noise in it from a zone that I don't live in on this earth."
10. "I heard sounds that were like a mechanical tiger and it felt graceful there and relaxed."
11. "I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous."
12. "There will be no food fights, no water fights, no dog fights, although there will be surprises that come even unexpected by me."
13. "Where's the pig's blood?"
14. "I think people misinterpret my passion for anger."
15. "I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction."
16. "If you put that straightjacket on me I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body and make a hat out of it."
17. "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
18. "I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs."
19. "I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart."
20. "The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard."
ANSWERS:
1. The word "winners" might make it sound like one of Charlie Sheen's quotes, but Gary Busey was actually referencing "losers" like Charlie's neighbor Paris Hilton here.
2. This quote was from a TV show Gary Busey appeared on in Sweden.
3. This crazy balloon reference is also Gary Busey's.
4. and 5. A normal brain might not be able to process both of them and Busey might sound violent sometimes, but both of these quotes belong to Charlie Sheen.
6. Charlie has made some potty references in his own rants, but this is Gary's.
7. This fishing reference, however, is Charlie's.
8. Charlie Sheen can't be judged.
9. and 10. Gary Busey said these things on "Celebrity Paranormal Project." You gotta love that he also made a tiger reference.
11. Charlie is the chivalrous one.
12. and 13. More quotes from Gary Busey in Sweden. He was asking about pig's blood because he was told it was part of a native dish.
14. and 15. Gary might be angry sometimes, but Charlie has a real passion for it. And he can heal himself with his mind.
16. The straight jacket in question was one Gary Busey put on for a photo shoot.
17. Charlie was explaining what would happen if someone else were to take the drug that is Charlie Sheen.
18. Charlie certainly is energetic, but this is Gary's.
19. and 20. Charlie is different; a high power calls him at night to stand guard.
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