Charlie Sheen Interview on ABC

I suspected it all along, but now it is confirmed. Charlie Sheen has mental illness. Let's look at some of his insane ranting on an interview with ABC yesterday, along with a rebuttal:

"We're definitely at war. The war is that they are trying to destroy my family, trying to take all my money, leaving me with no means to support my family."

Rebuttal: How can you be the highest paid actor on television (2 million an episode) and have no money to support your family? I guess it's time to cut back on hookers and crack.

"Look at me, duh...drug test don't lie. The scoreboard doesn't lie."

Rebuttal: Wow, you cleaned up for the interview. Where is the party tonight?

"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind." (Referring to sobriety.)

Rebuttal: You might be sober for ten seconds you dope, but you're an addict. It is a lifetime battle, and you are in denial.

"I tired of pretending I'm not special."

Rebuttal: Yes Charlie, we all know you are special. So do the 20-year old hookers that you throw money at.

"Its primary patient achieved radical success. Those who relapse are trolls and weak"

Rebuttal: You think just because you're sober for a week you got it licked? See you at the troll party.

"Come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying."

Rebuttal: No bro you didn't. There was a fine cast of actors and a good director that won best picture. (Oliver Stone's Platoon.)

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out: they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

Rebuttal: Now I would submit that the guy needs a strait-jacket.

Let's leave it on that note because there is more to come today. This stuff is hilarious; you couldn't make it up if you tried.