Charlie Sheen...Acting Coach?

When Charlie Sheen cops a plea today in an Aspen courtroom it is expected he will plead guilty to simple assault and serve 30 days in jail. Except

For one thing, Chuckles isn't even going to serve 30 days, with good time it'll be more like 17. Ontop of that, he'll be out on work release from 8am-8pm.

Collecting cans? Mowing lawns?

Nope. He'll be an acting coach at Theatre Aspen, a prestigious theater for professional acting in Aspen.

What in the world is he going to teach them? His best role was as a womanizing, drunk, manchild named Charlie! Not exactly a role he needs to "get in character" for.

But I guess if actors are looking for a job smirking and looking like a sleaze for 30 minutes while pulling down a $2 million paycheck, then I guess you'll want to sign up for lessons with Charlie Sheen.