Charlie Sheen's Twitter Record Overshadowed by More Important Goals like Winning

Two and a Half Men [former] star Charlie Sheen shatters the one million Twitter Guinness World Record in 25 hours and 17 minutes during one of the most troubling times of his life. Was it his producer's vanity card that started the entire Charlie Sheen - Chuck Lorre battle or was the drama a direct result of Sheen partying like a "bitchin' rock star?"

First, let's Twitter about.

As of 5:30 PM [Mar. 3] Charlie Sheen's Twitter was holding steady at 1,143,639 followers following some modest tweeting. Charlie attempts to reach fans through Twitter with his-story - a softer, more gentle version of a guy who thinks of his kids [Twitter-twice], enjoys drinks, celebrates with Oscar cakes while looking similar to Michael J. Fox. Not the kind of guy one would picture going on rants.

Sheen spit out Gibson-style rants against his boss Mr. Lorre during recent interviews. This week Sheen shared a more competitive side claiming he's a winning - think positive - only positive - "defeat is not an option" kind of guy.

Sheen has two sides - one for each of his two girlfriends.

Sheen, 45, and his live-in girlfriends, Rachel Oberlin / Natalie Kenly, both 24, appear to be happy with whatever arrangement they have grown accustomed to. In a recent MSNBC Today Show interview with Charlie Sheen and his women both women confirm their "like-like" relationship with the kids is um like really really good.

As Charlie munches on food while the camera is rolling it is hard not to notice his face has aged ten years in the last six months. It is not pretty.

If the bottom should drop out of his bubbly Three's Company roommates there's other worries to occupy Charlie Sheen's mind such as the ceasing of financial payment and a new custody battle. But don't expect his Twitter to go full Lohan. Even when his life has disaster written all over it - at catastrophic levels.

Lindsay Lohan, rebel without a cause [poster without a pause], flooded her Twitter with emotions giving her a side dish reputation as the Queen of Ramble. In comparison Sheen might as well be screaming from the font of a luxury liner "I am the WINNER of the world!"

Let's just say his losing streak will never get in the way of his winning attitude.

Charlie's very first tweet [6:43 PM / March 1] shares of winning with a strong finish - "Choose your vice!" The tweet comes with a Twitpic. A photo of him and his lady enjoying a couple of beverages.

Three hours and three minutes later...

Sheen posted another Twitpic of an Oscar cake with his head on top [or it appears that way] with the words "OSCARS - 2011!" centered at the bottom. Just before this post Sheen wrote that he'd "rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer" than face being invited to the Nancy Grace Show.

Today Sheen's Twitter time has been notably slashed due to the recent removal of his children.

"Pardon my absence.... My first concern is my kids... Back soon..!" [twitter.com/charliesheen]

Tuesday Sheen's twins were removed from the home with a temporary restraining order geared to keep him at distance from Brook Mueller, his ex-wife and mother of the children.

Mueller is involved in a "day treatment" for substance abuse who claims Sheen is insane. She's noted to be available to the kids for four hours a day according to TMZ. That's an average for a hard working single parent with two jobs. But this is Hollywood - land of silk and money. The town of one imaginative backdrop. Hollywood could make a person believe most anything - including themselves.

With the strength of four horses Sheen seems to believe he's the jackpot in life's winnings. Is it denial? Is it ignorance? Is it mere positive attitude? Is this way of thinking even remotely possible in a situation such as his? One last question for the day. Would you rather Charlie Sheen think negative?

In all reality Sheen's insults don't share positive compliments. Meaning, it is possible he's pushing a "winning" card from a losing hand.

As Sheen's mind continues to frolic in a world of coconut oil and tan beauties the globe continues to spin out of control with each Charlie and Chuck smackdown. But who pushed who's button first?

Charlie Sheen's late January three-day porn party proved pompous. Sheen suffered from a hiatal hernia but did not suffer a drug overdose as some quickly assumed. News of Charlie's Cedars-Sinai ER trip spread fast, spread quick and spread thick. It didn't look good for the image to the series Two and a Half Men.

Their leading man rumored to be with a briefcase of cocaine, porn chicks and what appears as an unlimited amount of sunglasses. Don't count on the blinding white light, stacks of chicks and shades to hide Sheen from the weird honesty of his boss.

Chuck Lorre's recent vanity card placed at the end of show(s) doesn't appear too insulting - that is if you are not Charlie Sheen. Vanity #329 ended with "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed." [Chuck Lorre Productions, #329].

Lorre used Sheen as the butt of his joke and an example of what not to do. Sure, most would be disturbed if they were the butt of a vanity card joke. But then again, most do not waste up to 36 hours with cocaine and porn stars.

Sheen's Gibson-style rants began to surface at volcanic level. But what about the Chuck Lorre rant? Chuck Lorre Productions, #333 [marked censored] whereas Lorre writes:

"...I've decided to take a break for a few weeks. Let things cool off a little. Instead of writing short essays that upset people...".

Then Lorre posts photos of his body parts. Parts of his body that would be "incapable of offending anyone." At first, when viewed, without knowledge of the focused target, it may be mistaken identity. Not good, not good. That would defeat the purpose of Lorre's goal - to not offend anyone.

Chuck Lorre Production #332 is of an elbow. On Feb. 17 Lorre posted random things he's learned on television. [#331]. And then there was the beginning of the split - the very vanity that sparked the heated response - #329.

Prior to the remark of Charlie outliving Chuck the self-righteous walls begin to come down.

"I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers" Lorre's card displays.

Also, according to Lorre's vanity, Lorre exercises, eats moderately healthy, gets plenty of rest, sees a doctor yearly with tests in between, flosses, sees a psychologist and fills time in with fun things to do [hobbies]. Like a perfect human profile [narcissistic in nature] with an imperfect human example [naturally narcissistic]. Like two sides of the same coin.

But Lorre wasn't done. In came the next...Chuck Lorre Productions, #330.

#330 describes in loose detail of a man who "...no matter how hard he partied, he could never escape that simple fact - inside, dead." There is no confirmation that the man is actually Charlie Sheen. But it was released on the same day as the #329 entry [time not posted].

Now you can understand the level of irony and confusion Charlie Sheen has faced - himself. Sure, merging Lorre with Sheen could result in a dangerous ego force riddled with confidence - and sleepless nights - but it could be fun witnessing that battle. Mr. I do not wrong against Mr. I do alright.

Sheen has openly suggested he's tired of all the pretending. And why can't he be a "bitchin' rock star from Mars" where there are no "maggot" producers, "ugly wives" and "ugly children", where a human is "self-curable", a self-converter from "tin to gold", an "F-18 air destroyer" or any other thing Sheen's mind has been noted with exploring? He can be anything he wants to if he puts his mind to it. He can also fly a rocket if he wants to or cure cancer. He can even be hunched over a briefcase of cocaine if that's what he wants to do.

The world is ... ours.

No matter what happens in the future Charlie Sheen always has the present Guinness World Record (1) and the past Guinness World Record (2) to reflect upon. In 2010 Sheen was the highest paid actor [$1.25 million per episode] making Guinness history out of Hollywood mad money - mad money.

A real network kick in the cast! When it came to money it was all about Charlie Sheen - he treasures himself beyond the value of any living being. Who can deny his measurable rights from legendary beginnings and fans such as myself who praised his role in the 1980s classic Red Dawn?

Wolverine cast members always had your vote. Sheen played Matt Eckert, a kid willing to fight for freedom from a Russian takeover. Charlie is all grown up now. And if there's any Russian takeover it involves a glass, vodka and cream.

Like a man who prefers blonds over brunettes, Charlie Sheen prefers living on the edge over jumping off of it. Let's just hope he's not afraid of heights in the future. But then again, he's the kind of guy who could literally bounce off of his ego.

[Let's say it together]...

Men...

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Related Source(s):

http://twitter.com/charliesheen;

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/01/brooke-mueller-charlie-sheen-child-custody-twins-bob-max-death-threats-divorce-temporary-restraining-order/; http://chucklorre.com;

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/charlie-sheen-says-he-will-sue-13017638;

http://community.guinnessworldrecords.com/_Fastest-time-to-reach-1-million-followers-on-Twitter/blog/3364994/7691.html