Charm School 3 Winner - Who Won Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake?

After 10 weeks of spanktastic cat-fights (MEOW!), booty-shaking debauchery (YAH BABY!), and excruciatingly-intense challenges (OUCHERS!), the winner of "Charm School 3 with Ricky Lake" has officially been crowned. And believe me-it wasn't an easy decision to make; Ricki was balling her eyes out during the last 5 minutes of the finale. But at the end, she was forced to choose from the following elite cadre of remaining "Charm School 3" Ladies: Ashley, Risky, and Marcia.

The question remains though-why do any of them deserve to win?

Well, let's start with Ashley. Although she was and will forever remain a certified B (In the words of Trina: "I'm the baddest B****!"), Ashley at least displayed a pinch of progress by slightly calming her wild butt down and most importantly, learning to apologize for her incessant errors-like calling Bubbles stupid! Despite Ashley's inadequacies, however, nobody can deny that she is a first-rate Mother. Kudos and blessings be with you, Miss Ashley! (with your BAD self!)

Next up is Risky, who strutted into "Charm School" as an intolerant and self-serving member of the 'surround-sound' goon squad. Unlike Ashley, however, Risky made a full 180-degree turn in her errant behavior. She opened up her heart, brushed off the evil, and allowed righteousness to possess her spirit. In fact, Risky's transformation was so astonishing that she managed to earn my wholehearted respect. Excuse my corniness, but bless you, my child! (Said in the voice of Tommy from Martin)

Last, but not least, is alcoholic Marcia. During the early portion of the show, Marcia tumbled through the house like a drunken cat-stumbling into walls, falling down stairs, and slurping dranky-drank from any cup she could get her claws upon. Yet, she managed to quit her horrible habit cold turkey, and has since remained entirely clean from alcohol. Her recovery is truly remarkable, as well as inspiration to all the addicts out there, including me-I'm trying to quit smoking!

Enough babbling...let's get to the results. Without further ado, I present the winner of "Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake."

RISKY

Congratulations, Risky aka Ebony Jones! You, my dear, are the exact definition of a beautiful, intelligent, and classy black woman. Take care and please don't return to your naughty ways! (except in the bedroom - wink wink)

And congratulations to the other two Ladies (Ashley and Marcia). They may not have won "Charm School 3," but they are still winners in my book. And so is Bubbles (wink wink)!