Charm School: Season 3

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new season of Charm School has officially begun. And quite frankly, I am already fed up. The last episode had me so heated that I chain-smoked three cigarettes in under 30 minutes. The Rock of Love girls are a hot mess in themselves, but the Real Chance of Love girls display a complete lack of class & respect for themselves, as well as others. Their caddiness, rudeness, and disgusting attitude irritate me to no end. In fact, I am willing to argue that their behavior is in fact a disgrace to all women worldwide. A truly mature and grown woman carries herself with dignity, and not like a spoiled little child. Most importantly, a genuine woman takes responsibility for her actions, instead of denying it and screaming, "THAT'S SCANDELOUS!"

I especially cannot stand the way in which they constantly bully Bubbles. Bubbles is obviously a very nice chick (albeit rather passive), but appears unable to utter a single thought without the mob-Squad attacking her. Although they are quick to stereotype her as stupid or dumb, I absolutely disagree. If anything, her calm demeanor, intelligent words, and insight into human behavior make me believe that her IQ is far beyond what we might typically expect. To watch her be bullied brings back many memories for me, and therefore leaves me quite sad. However, as much as I want to curse out the Real Chance of Love Girls via VH1, I am using Bubbles as my inspiration. If she can maintain her cool and suck up all the hatred, then I certainly can do the same myself. Kudos to you Bubbles. You truly are an inspiration to the abused, the weak, and those who suffer.

I also feel for Brittney Star. Although somewhat oafish and gauche in her behavior, she seems like a sweet woman. The problem lies in the fact that the rest of the cast (Bubbles excluded) are a bunch of intolerant, small-minded, and genuinely unintelligent goons. Mind you, I find it outrageously ironic how the Real Chance of Love Girls stick up for Brittney, yet continue to hound Bubbles.

This was written in a major hurry and so I apologize for the weak-quality writing. I'll hit up AC sometime in the future with a more detailed analysis of the show. Much love to Britney Star and Bubbles, ESPECIALLY Bubbles.

"The serial bully, who in my estimation accounts for about one person in thirty in society, is the single most important threat to the effectiveness of organizations, the profitability of industry, the performance of the economy, and the prosperity of society." - Tim Field

UPDATE - Look, I am sorry if this comes off as racist. It is just that some people use their really loud voices to dominate others. I don't like that. I'm like Bubbles, in that I am soft-spoken and rather passive. However, I could easily crush the entire Charm School squad in an IQ test. I am proud to see the Ladies getting their act together today (2nd episode) and hope it all works out. I still do not like So Hood and Ki-Ki, but I am willing to afford the benefit of the doubt to Bay Bay Bay & Risky. Just STOP BULLYING Bubbles. Is it that hard to do? Can you imagine if you had a children who grew up soft-spoken and a little ditzy in behavior, but whom you knew possessed great intellect and a charming personality? It is like the words of India Arie:

"When you talk to her, talk to her
Like you'd want somebody to
Talk to your mama
Don't get smart with her
Have a heart to heart
With her just like you
Would with your daughter
Cause everything you do or say
You got to live with every day
She's somebody's baby
She's somebody's sister
She's somebody's mama"

UPDATE Again - I agree that Bubbles does not need to be in Charm School. She is far too eloquent, sweet, and classy for it. I still hope she wins though. And Britney Star is just quirky and different. Considering that I am very strange myself, I CANNOT fault her for being a freakazoid. Although the sock incident still disturbs the hell out of me. What the bloody hell was that all about? Steal some clean socks (4 shizzle), but used ones? That's like picking up a used condom. Good Got DAMN...

UPDATE Monday, June 01, 2009 -

(Written in a hurry AGAIN! Very busy with my job.)

First of all, Bubbles please stop dancing in public. LOL. Got love for you, but 'row da boat, row da boat'? LAWD JESUS... I had to close my eyes during that hideous spectacle. It reminded me of the Elaine Benise dance. Yah sorry, but I gotta side against the illustrious Bubbles on this one. I enjoyed the "Your Body is a Temple' discussion. I drink and eat somewhat bad, but I am making incredible efforts to eat better and work out daily. Key is moderation. And work out HARD! Shake dat ass, yo.

Second, Ashley never fails to disgust me. I never did like her on the original Brett Michael's show. She has an attitude combined with a serious superiority complex. Look here, Madam B Cup: simma down now! Neither your dialogue nor your caddy behavior display any (and I said ANY) signs of cognitive thinking. If anything, she is merely a clean-shaven Neolithic ape with slightly larger-than-norm breasts. Bubbles does take some fault for choosing ASHLEY... of all people. Britney Star okay, but I would have picked K.O. next. I have to give props to the other two teams for a genius idea (running/push-ups). Not as fun (a lot of work), but it certainly burned up a bunch of calories. For this, I give you a THUMBS UP. Still greater props to Bubbles, who chose to incorporate FUN activities into her routine. You would NEVER catch me doing those activities (I'm way too uptight), but I trust her judgement because she has worked in a school before.

Episode Quote: "My favorite part of today was throwing the ball back and forth with the Old Lady." MEAN, but hella hella funny.

As for Britney Star, I understand why she is referring to these women as 'toony boppers.' However, she should have been more careful. This is how I look at things. People say SAY IT TO MY FACE. I don't always agree with that. If you get into a fight, isn't it better to go cool off and talk about it with a friend? Then after having re-evaluated the situation, confront the perpetrator or victim and resolve it? So I'm not too much against Britney, insomuch as I am against Bay Bay Bay for tripping out. She should not have been ease-dropping on them in the first place.

Anyway. What really surprised me was Bay Bay Bay being sweet to Bubbles... "It's okay, honey." That came as a complete shock. She gets triple DAPS for dat. And even Risque was having sympathy for her. Complete change in pace. That stuff I respect.

Back to Britney. They say she is fake. I hate this word FAKE. What does it mean to be fake? I do not see Britney being fake. I see her having trouble adjusting, and trying to accomodate the others by monitoring her behavior. But then I see the others constantly attacking her. I really don't have much of a problem with her. But, they are constantly picking on her, from eavesdropping on her conversations to directly insulting her. If I was in her position, I would be pretty damn agitated too.

About fake -- if being polite and tactful is acting fake, then I am the fakest human on Earth. I can't help it... my Mother brought me up to be kind (most of the time ** innocent face **). So I really have NO SYMPATHY for the 'she's fake' argument... because there is no such thing as being fake. How is Britney at fault for going behind 'their back' and letting her emotions run free? If I am upset, do I not have the right to complain to my friends? You fault her for that? Should she just hold it all in? Come on now... grow up, people. I get upset at a friend sometime and yell to my other friends 'I can't stand him/her.' But I talk through it, I calm down, and then I go talk to the original friend and resolve the issue. GET IT?

And it was nice of Ashley to invite Britney into her room, but we all know is crap because she did it simply for the vote. Sneaky sneaky, but at least she managed to do something positive via her bullshiznitel. Plus, we cannot forget Ashley's ridiculous comments to the magnanimous Bubbles.

Another great quote: "I'mmmmmm a bitch. Get over it." (Ashley) At least she admits her faults! One thing I can say for certain about Ashley is that she delivers top-quality entertainment. I hated her personality on Rock of Love, but I did enjoy her outlandish antics. And especially the way she utters, 'bitttttttttttttttttch.' Quite amusing.

UPDATE Monday, June 08, 2009 -

Adios, Britney! Wish you the best. And good look at the reunion show! Actually, you would be doing yourself a service by not even showing up to it, cuz they gone GET YOU. Trust me. I can just see Risky in the background, egging Bay Bay Bay on: "GET HER, GIRLLLLL!"

Ahh... ghost hunting. I hate ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about paranormal activity. I like paranormal sci-fi shows & movies, but I completely avoid it in real life. If ghosts do perhaps exist, then I don't want nothing to do with them. Bottom line is that they are dead. So gone ahead and fly to the white light and stop watching me shower, you perverts!

Great lecture on fear. I myself have a tremendous deal of fear having to do with my past (Highschool, College, etc) that I have yet to deal with. In fact, I COMPLETELY avoid Facebook due to this fear. Anyway. Back to the show.

I was very impressed with the fear discussion. All the Ladies did a tremendous job. If they keep it up, they'll all be getting A+s from me, even Bay Bay Bay with her wild self. You know who she remind me of? Regina from the Steve Harvey Show! And I'm sorry to hear about her stalker. That is twisted and messed up. My prayers out to you, Bay Bay Bay. And if that mothertrucker come at you, you gone ahead point and shoot. In the words of 'Hustle n Flow', WHIP DAT TRICK! I don't play that stalker mess. If somebody is that desperate, he needs to go ahead and just buy himself a rubber woman.

And Bubble's fear was especially touching to me. Sexual abuse, sexual trafficking, and any sexually-related crime is just plain despicable. As a major proponent of anti-sex-trafficking, and also a big-time Law n Order: SVU fan, I definitely extend my deepest sympathies to her. Just remember that not all men are evil. Surely, this world is sadly crowded by miscreants and diseased psychopaths, but they remain a very small minority. The majority of us are normal men just seeking love and happiness. Just keep your guard up, remain vigilant, and only give your heart to a man who has truly earned it. Because you deserve the very best, and nothing less.

Daps also to Marcia, Ashley, K.O, and all the other Ladies. Very impressive. This show is really starting to turn from negative to positive. Even Risky is making extraordinary progress. I feel bad for having previously attacked them, but I am quite a defensive fella. When I see somebody attacked, I immediately go on the offense. It's ironic, because I spend more time defending others than I do myself. Because defending oneself requires confronting one's own demons. And shoot, as ugly as I am, I ain't trying look in the mirror (that's a corny joke).

Back to the ghosts.

LOL @ Marcia cussing at the ghosts. I feel that is quite unwise. If you irritate them enough, they may follow you back home and start permanently haunting you. I appreciate Marcia's bravery though. She is definitely a Ryde or Die chick. Although I honestly worry that she may end up obese in her later years due to her alcohol habit. That stuff be blowing girls up, from the butt up! And I don't mean that in a good way. Right now she a str8 up hot Mami, but alcohol be twisting people's bodies apart.

As for Natasha, I admit that she does have a deep voice. However, her incredible body trumps any mannish tendencies that she may supposedly possess. All she needs is T-Pain's voice-box and she'd be str8 up set. That was a mean comment, but I'm feeling a bit naughty today.

End of the episode: Watching Bubbles stand up for herself was tough to do. I know how it feels to finally get up enough courage to spit out your inner feelings. It is extremely tough to do. That's why I typically express myself through writing... it's SO MUCH EASIER, haha. I'll email people how I feel, instead of ever telling them to their face. I just hate starting drama/conflicts. Anyway. Congratulations to Bubbles for doing what she did, although the timing was a bit off, and the situation somewhat ackward. It's all good tho.

I'm also happy that Ashley was allowed to stay. She is definitely showing a bit of improvement. She still has a LONG WAY to go though. As for Natasha, her time was obviously up. Much luck to you, Natasha!

I'm scared though. Because I have seen previews of future episodes, and there is one where the judge says to Bubbles, "I am so disappointed in you." That really scares me. Obviously, somewhere along the line, she makes a very bad decision. Hey... we all screw up. Anyway.

Alright, I'm up out of here to watch New York Goes to Work & Gotti's Way. See ya'll next week! FYI - I also watch Daisy of Love, and am in fact rooting for either 12-Pack or Chici. And as for Irv Gotti, just stop cheating on Deb, you nincompoop!

UPDATE Monday, June 15, 2009 -

Alright, folks. Here we go again. First of all, let me inform ya'll about a little personal update. I am now an affiliate for ClickBank. I am hoping to increase my monthly income (currently $1000) by promoting ClickBank products. Ergo, you'll soon start to see me popping out promotional articles on various products and services. Feel free to read them, and link directly to the manufacturer pages. Also, I will be out of town from the 29th til the 3rd of July, over in Indiana visitng my family. During that time, I will be unable to watch the show (no Cable) and therefore will not be blogging. ANYWAY!

Kudos to Bay Bay Bay for being a great listener and good friend to K.O. K.O. has obviously had a very difficult life. Just like Bay Bay Bay said, "This is what has made you the person that you are now." Well said. And she is right about the pity. Concentrating your attention on your past tribulations can only get you so far, unless you manage to write a book about it, and one day sell your story to a film production studio. The best way to move on is to just brush it off your shoulders, and focus on the HERE and NOW. Not always easy to do, but it can be accomplished. Believe me. I'm a testy guy and I surely have big testes to note (aHAH), but I handle those frustrating and anger-laced 'flash-back' moments by kicking them out of my mind, and moving forward with my day and my life.

LOL Bubbles: "And you guys call me a Bubble-head." She was wrong for that, but quite cute for making such a comment. Let that bad & evil side out of you, Mami! Shake that tail-feather! As for Brittanya, she seems like a decent chick, but perhaps lacking in education and the ability to articulate herself well. I was continually frustrated with her mute demeanor on Rock of Love. SPEAK WOMAN, SPEAK! She is beautiful and has a hot body. No reason to be afraid to open yer mouth and speak.

I like Bubble's dreams. Albeit, she needs to narrow down her list and get a more realistic angle. In general, I like the idea of her being successful to make her parents proud. That is an OUTSTANDING goal, and one that I personally share. I want to make her parents happy too (that's another corny joke). But naw, making our parents happy and proving ourselves is a goal that exudes wisdom. As a child, I could careless how my parents felt about me. I was a first-class Dennis the Menace. I even once stole my Mothers' jewelry, and sold it at school for dope money. I surely have changed since then though.

Excellent choice made by Bubbles. Bay Bay Bay (DAPS) and well.. K.O... okay. I understand BayBayBay's frustration with the directions. I hate manually putting together equipment or whatnot. My parents spent $400 on an elliptical for my birthday. After putting it together, it wobbled and squeeked more than an 80 year old stripper. I ended up spending $100 out of my own pockets for a pre-assembled elliptical I found off craigslist. Manual labor is just not my forte. I still have YET to tell my parents that I screwed up their gift. It just be sitting there, collecting dust.

Did Bubbles just hammer a screw? Lawd HAVE MERCY! I ain't EVER letting that woman get close to MY SCREW! Lawd knows what's she do it! Hammer it from 5 inches to 2!? Naw, I'm sorry. That was a very inappropriate joke. I am not a pervert, but I enjoy making sexually-based jokes. I'm the jackass in HS who laughed when the Math teacher talked about adding, subtracting, and multiplying nuts. *tee-hee, tee-hee* FYI - the 5 inches was a joke too!!!!

Anyway.

"If the kids came out here and jumped on these things, they'd all go to the hospital." Sad, but outrageously funny. It's okay though, because the technicians will fix it. I still give many props to the Ladies for a great attempt. It's all about the EFFORT!

I do not think that K.O. is naive. Many accuse me of being naive, but I am merely very nice and open. That does not equate to naivety. Like K.O, I have been through tremendous obstacles (mind you, not nearly as difficult as those endured by K.O.), yet refuse to turn into a mean-spirited & assholish' individual. Again, that's not being naive.

Ashley has barely softened. Her random comments still display an intense deal of avarice. And THANK YOU Marcia for choosing Bubbles. I agree also with Ashley's contention that Brittanya receive the money. I would love to see her pay off all her court-related debts and move forward in life. All of them deserve to win, in some fashion or another. Even Ashley, the quintessential biatch!

I am disappointed that K.O. offered Marcia alcohol. I hate to be mean, but that was a stupid and insensitive decision on her part. You do not offer an addict what he or she most craves. That's a BIG NO NO. At the same time, do keep in mind that K.O. is very drunk her own self. However, I believe that we may have potentially discovered her in a set of lies. As for the heart pains, I believe she is not lying. Perhaps, however, she is over-reacting. I've had chest pains before too. The inconsistent statements about her Mother do bug me though.

And I have no qualms with Bay Bay Bay reporting KO's activities. Let the truth be heard! Either K.O. is lying to everybody, or her emotional/psychological problems are so severe that she is unable to maintain herself correctly at Charm School. Back to Bay Bay Bay. Ricky is correct in her assertion that Bay Bay Bay is highly articulate. There is no doubt in my mind that she is well-educated and capable of performing super-woman leaps in the corporate world. My only problem with her is when she allows her temper and quick-speaking tongue to err her judgment. It's all good though. I respect her and offer my apologies for previously attacking her. DId I mention that she reminds me of Regina (aka Piggy) from the Steve Harvey Show? I guess it's the hairdo!

Bubbles chose Risky? I BET YOU that Risky made some mean-spirited comments, but they were probably purposefully not shown to us. I am well aware that VH1 shapes the show (via editing) to appear a certain way. For instance, all the comments were initially about Bubbles. Then we moved onto Brittney Star. Now K.O. Etc. Regardless, Bubbles at least had good intentions: she knew Risky would not be sent home. I hope her decision doesn't come back to bite her in the ass though. Daps to Risky, but she be scary as all hell when she mad. She the type chick my Mama done warned me about! (no offense)

Incredible generosity on Bay Bay Bay's part in regards to offering her spot in the house. She never fails to amaze me! She gets the 'In Living Color' three finger snaps in ZORRO formation! And no, I'm NOT GAY. Just goofy.

Kudos on Risky for eloquently articulating her point to K.O. And kudos on her looking so got damn fine in that short skirt! However, K.O. just bursts out in sniffles and 'whiney' behavior, WITHOUT any tears. Str8 up, I'm very skeptical of people. I watch the Steve Wilkos show, and I pay attention to his techniques. I'm having difficult trusting her. I understand she has had in difficult her entire life, and I feel you about the no insurance thing (believe me, I do!), but you cannot continually use these things as an excuse for your inappropriate behaviors and actions. Dig me? And believe me, I do understand. I'm all about making excuses. Why I got my draws on two days in a row? I ran out of detergent. (bad joke)

Bay Bay Bay just gave up her spot. As far as I am concerned, Bay Bay Bay is the TRUE WINNER of Charm School. I hated her once upon a time, but now I have the UTMOST respect for her. She is a true WINNER in my book. She exemplifies all the qualities of a top-quality women: CLASS, INTELLIGENCE, and ONE FINE ASS BODY! God Have Mercy, Baby will you marry me? Hah, j/k - I'm going after Bubbles, and if I don't get her, then I'm going for DAISY OF LOVE! White blonde girls just make me go wild! It's a fricken curse of mine!

Aight. I'm out to go watch New York complain and moan like no other for performing a few hours of real work. pEaCe

PS - I appreciate VH1 finally showing behind-the-scenes footage. I don't have the patience to log in and watch them online. You have to wait through 5 minutes of advertisements, and then wait for the videos to load in their entieriety.

UPDATE Monday, June 22nd, 2009 -

A rerun? WTF? A little irritated, but it is what it is. Aight, ya'll. I'll be back on Monday, June 6th.

UPDATE Monday, June 29th, 2009 -

In Indiana. Turns out my parents have cable again -- they got bored with nothing to watch, lol. Unfortunately, I am on their ridiculously slow computer. Oh well. This will be relatively brief. And this is NOT an episode summary, but my opinionated lil editorial on how I feel about each episode. Enjoy. PS - I'm moody as all hell due to incessant cat allergies that got my eyes puffed out n my nose running. I will be returning to the Dirty Dirty this upcoming Friday.

Good Bye, K.O. I'm compassionate and caring (moreso than average), but her erratic behavior drives me crazy. Why she always talking talking SNIFF SNIFF talking talking SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF talking talking SNIFF, etc. It drives me crazy. And I did not see any tears coming down her eyes. I usually base supposed 'crying fits' on the amount of tears I see. And quite frankly, this chick more dry than a hot woman tryna' make love to Bruce Bruce.

I hope to God Kiki doesn't come back. I still don't like her. She always had an attitude, and liked to run them surround sound speakers. Man, I'd str8 surround her with 20 15" subs and have Bubbles scream into a microphone. WHO BAD? R.I.P. MJ!

As I said earlier, I feel BayBayBay is a true winner. Her charity and good spirit are beyond impressive. She done CHANGED! N she proved herself to the fullest. She went from Down n Dirty to Open-Hearted n on Top the World. I don't think Kiki should come back because she a bit too ghetto-fab (no offense - I'm pretty Ghetto myself), and I don't think KO should come back because she needs professional help. So I HOPE BayBayBay decides to stay stay stay. But God Bless Her for putting the TRUE PURPOSE of charm school over the PURSUIT OF MONEY.

Everybody fighting BayBayBay on her decision is pretty damn sad. Ain't nothin' wrong in BayBayBay turning into the first ever BLACK Mother Teresa. Shoot.. we done took over golf AND the White House... so we might as well take over philantrophy as well!

"Ashley is a bitch and will always stay a bitch." DAPS. Excuse me, but Ashley ain't nothing but a piece of pure white trash. Pull up your skirt and go make love to a cow, you hillbilly tramp. And yes, I said it! She is an obnoxious, pea-brained, and skanky-crotched heffer in dire need of vaginal surgery and HIV pills.

Those who seek to take advantage of Charm School for monetary gain are in for a rude awakening. Their deceit and fakeness will eventually be exposed. This whole experience is about improving oneself, and then giving back to others. Please watch the movie, "Pay It Forward." Bubbles and BayBayBay are obviously the only ones who deserve to win this show thus far. In fact, BayBayBay is in fact the ONLY ONE actually ready to move onto DEAN status. Bubbles shows a lot of promise, but she still has a few issues to conquer. Plus, and more importantly, this chick need to do some got damn laundry, and yes I SAID IT! (I got jokes, mayne!)

"And put your shoes in their shoes." Aw Lawd, Bubbles. It's all good, Mamacita!

Who do I think should come back? After thinking about it, I favor the return of KiKi. Honestly, I feel that K.O. is a bit too mental for this show. And what with Bubbles newfound voice, perhaps she will be able to withstand Kiki, and maybe even develop a 'connection' or whatever with her.

DAMN... at the end, BayBayBay represented her current sisters and stepped out herself. Phew. That is one INCREDIBLE WOMAN. she has earned the status of Charm School DEAN, unofficial winner of Charm School: Season 3, and my choice for the 'My Potential Futchya' Baby Mamma' I sincerley hope she returns for Season 4 as a DEAN. She DESERVES IT!

UPDATE Monday, July 6th, 2009 -

Greetings, folks. I'm back in Raleigh. I quit smoking (for the most part), I am brushing my teeth multiple times a day, and I am ultra-busy with work. I'm writing articles (e.g. College Hill), writing reports (PW), transcribing QuickTate voicemail calls, and also about to start a writing gig with a local Raleigh company. I have a LOT on my plate. But, I have to take time out to blog about Charm School! In the words of the esteemed Al Bundy, "Let's rock!"

Good Bye, BayBayBay. I hope to see you in 'I Love Money, Season 3'!

Ahhh.. Ashley dropped out of HS. Why is this not a surprise to me? And why is Bubbles wearing her hair like Princess Leih?

Commandment: "Thou Shalt Give it Thine All"!

First, the Ladies are staring at themselves in the mirror. I have to say that Risky has some beautiful, GORGEOUS lips; gotta love Carmex! Brittanya... "I see 'Oh God' I don't know." Lack of introspection is a pretty miserable shortcoming. Kudos to Bubbles for coming to Brittanya's rescue. " Thank you for also coming to Ashley's rescue, although the 'bitch' did NOT deserve it. "I love you, Bianca." I never knew her name was Bianca. Rather sexy. And Marcia's look in the mirror was most memorable. She is doing a wonderful job not drinking. I wish I had the same willpower to not smoke!

"Bubbles always talks a big talk." Not necessarily. She likes to THINK ABOUT the lessons that she just learned. That's not a shortcoming. It's great to spend time to think about and talk over lessons learned. -- DAMN, Bubbles look good with that cowboy hat. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!

In fact, all the Ladies are looking really hot with those hats. Can't hate on cow-girls (wink wink). Hah.

Marcia is really impressing me. "You have earned my respect." Her ability to keep saying "No" is on some real role-model shit. As for Ashley, kudos on her earning money by utilizing her sexy curves. It is sad that Bubbles is unable to earn any charity donations, but I understand entirely where she is coming from. I'm the type cat who can't sell crack to a fiending crackhead. Some people are born to 'sell', and some just aren't. It is sad that she had to totally change her strategy to earn pledges. Unfortunately, that's how the world works.

Watching these girls RIDE that bull is indeed quite incredible. WOW. LOOK AT BUBBLES RIDE THAT BULL! That was absolutely amazing! I hope she is alright! Wow! WOW! Now that's a certified cow-girl!

The greatest moment of the night was Brittanya's 3 second ride. This girl can't speak, she isn't that smart, and she can't even RIDE a bull! Come on now! And I must say that Marcia's ride definitely beat out Bubbles. She rode with Bubbles tenacity, but added along a slew of sexy moans and 'ahhhhs'. God Bless you, child!

Bubbles and Ashley are really getting at each other. Bubbles keeps pushing it though. Bubbles has to drop it, brush it off her shoulders, and just let it be. Ashley is a bitch. There is nothing else to know. No rationality and logic will even break that pea-brained Dumbo's wall of idiocracy. You just have to learn to accept her for who she is. I know somebody just like her, who takes every opportunity to talk shit and perpetrate negativity. Instead of trying to change her, I just accept her for the way she is. And even better, I AVOID her nasty ass. But if I MUST deal with her, I just ignore her stupidity. And in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM am I attacking Bubbles because she was at ZERO fault.

Anyway.

I feel bad though that Bubbles is so concerned with her inability to bring in funds. You don't have to be great at everything in life. Key is to find what you are good at, focus on it, and excel at it. And flirty girls will ALWAYS have an upper hand when it comes to raising some quick cash. Especially if they have previous experience in stripping, modeling, prostituting, or whatever.

Ahhhh Lord..... ART. I am NOT an art fan. I have ZERO artistic talent. I'm the type that can't draw a straight line with the help of the world' best ruler.

Ashley: Good drawing on Risky.
Risky: GREAT drawing on Brittanya.
Brittanya: Hehe... I like it! It's silly and sincere. She's not the brightest, but got a good heart.
Ashley: Great on Marcia. Actually rather deep. WOW! I'm impressed.
Marcia: Great on Ashley. Very insightful.
Ashley: Completely WRONG depiction of Bubbles.
Bubbles: Extremely deep, insightful, and intelligent. Pure GENIUS.

Wow. Bubbles is now standing out as this season's #2 star (behind BayBayBay). Very proud of her!

Brittanya--very deep discussion with Ricky. But she full of shit. She claims nobody else's heart is into this, but what evidence does she have to prove this? Look at BayBayBay!!!, Risky!!!, Bubbles!!!, MARCIA!!! They are all changing beyond belief, and putting all their all into this. I give Brittanya props on being a great gal, but come on now.

I can't believe Ricky fell for Ashley's ridiculous rant and rave. She ISN'T CHANGING. She just wants Bubbles out.

"How did I end up here next to Ashley?" LOL. I agree entirely with Bubbles. I will be horribly disappointed if she is goes home.

And well, Bubbles is officially off the show. And with that, this blog ends. MAYBE I might write an actual ARTICLE about Charm School sometime here soon. For now, I wish the best of luck to BayBayBay & especially Bubbles, and of course the rest of the girls. I just hope that whoever wins the show DESERVES to win.

pEaCe - I'm up out!

UPDATE Monday, July 13rth, 2009 -

Ladies are all doing great. I wrote an article called 'Bubbles Charm School VH1' and published it, but then took it off to work on it some more. I just don't have the time or patience to write about EVERY GIRL. So I'm choosing my favorite (Bubbles) and doing a quick analysis or whatever. ACTUALLY, I will PROBABLY also do an article on the WINNER--who I hope is either Marcia or Risky. I'm up out! Great job, Ladies! I'm especially impressed with Risky. She is like a new woman! And oh..once the article is published, this blog will disappear. It just looks TOO SLOPPY and is full of BAD GRAMMAR, slang, horrible punctuation, and just random 'girly' thoughts of mine. So gotta keep it gangsta n remove it in favor of a well-written article. One last thing--Ashley may be a 'bitch', but she has WONDERFUL Motherly instincts. I can't imagine being her bf, but I could picture being her son--if that makes any sense at all. I also want to point out that Megan--the most EVIL WOMAN IN AMERICA--has received her own show-->"Megan Wants a Millionaire" Sad Sad Puppy Face :-( and droopy eyes LOL.

UPDATE Friday, July 17th, 2009 -

The article on Bubbles is complete and posted, but I'm keeping this blog up anyway for a little longer. I'll remove it a few weeks after the reunion show. As you'll see, I put my heart into the article. I know that I'll probably never ever meet her (and she'd prolly think of me as a 'psycho man' to begin with), but I can't help but dream. I've met many women in my life, as well as seen many on television and all over the place, and well... they all STINK! They are mean, intolerant, and rough. And they are cheaters, and are sex-obsessed, and have forgotten about good ol' traditional family values ('family matters' on nick @ nite is my show, son!) and what love n marriage n kids is all about! Bubbles tho... she young 4 sho (shit, i'm young too!), but she is GENTLE.. she is PURE.. she represents all the things I want in a woman. Craziness, right? Anyway. Like I said, I'll likely never meet her. pEaCe out!

UPDATE Monday, July 20th, 2009 -

Aye, Mios Dios! I hate the review episodes. They are usually corny (and disgusting lol) and also make you wait another week for the much-anticipated reunion show! They did the SAME THING with Daisy of Love last night. Anyway. I'm going to keep working as I watch. Now that I'm done with the Bubbles article, I want to write one for the Steve Wilkos show. IN FACT, he emailed me the other night and informed me he may read one of my comments on-air. That definitely made my day! I don't know know Mr. Wilkos, but I definitely managed to impress him with my writing. After that comes the Charm School - Winner article, then Tom Green, etc. etc. And hopefully one about Hell's Kitchen as well.

I KNOW they are not talking about passing gas. The key to doing it classy is to either exit the room or take yourself to a faraway corner, and quietly relieve yourself. Seems corny, but does the trick. I'm classy about my SHIT, no pun intended! And if you are in public, feel free to cough loudly as you expel the uh... gaseous uh uhhhh uhhhhh uh booty uh as you expel the booty powder... if that makes any sense. (look at me trying to sound sophisticated)

Damn, I'm really enjoying the booty shaking. Damn.. Bubbles got some moves! But AW LAWD not the swim again. Lawd she look like she about to drown! Naw I'm just messing.

Wow. I'm surprised by Bubble's comment about being a dolphin. Doplhins are ONE of my favorite animals. In fact, my 'baffroom' setup includes dolphin shower curtains, a dolphin toothpaste holder, and dolphin mats. No lie! I myself, however, would prefer to be an eagle so I can fly.

I like also how she told Farrah that she doesn't mind them thinking she is stupid; she's just happy to make them laugh. That's so commendable and I'm KINDA the same way. A lot of people think I'm stupid because of my outrageous antics--which are a lot calmer now, but were crazy a few years ago. But I don't understand why Will Smith and Martin Lawrence get props got being funny, but people like Bubbles and I get called stupid instead. Don't make no fragernackle sense!

Excuse the random comment, but DAYUMMMMMM K.O. look GOOOOOOD in a stripper outfit! HOLLLLLA mami! She does look hot, believe it or not. She don't look fat at all! She look PHAT as in pretty hot and tempting! LOL Stripper names. Mine would be "big foot long" (courtesy of comedian, George G-Dub Willborn)!

OH MY GOD... these broads some helium addicts! Sucking helium... Lawd please keep me from making an inappropriate sexual joke lol. And damn.... Natasha's voice was STILL DEEP after sucking the hel out that thing.

Anyway. Got to go. pEaCE

pEaCe Out