Cheney Asks Powell to Forget His Left Leg and Change to His Right

I don't remember how smart Colin used to parade in the military academy.

But he and Dickie being from Republicana probably got special permission to march always on their right legs.

So instead of the regular Leftie marching beat of

Left -, Left -, Left Right, Left -

Dickie and Colin probably was marching to the elitist beat

- Right, - Right, Right Left, - Right.

And those from Democratia always marched to the opposite Leftie beat. The Republican cadets always alleged the Democratic beat was an import from Russia.

Now you know why the cacophony if you ever happened to be on the floors of DOD. Those are the sounds of the boots marching to those different beats.

I am still at loss regarding when Colin turned about turn and started marching on his Left leg.

Was it when he started his community service with his National Mentoring?
May be Dickie misread Colin's "community service" as "communist service".

Or may be Dickie is peeved that Colin is too soft on Obama.

If so, I wonder what Leftist secret potion Obama surreptitiously spoonfed to unsuspecting Colin to convert him to the Left.

And Dickie is understandably worried about Colin's sudden affinity for his Left leg.

I won't be surprised if Dickie next asks Colin to undergo an internship under Limbaugh, to relearn the Rightist stance and lingo.

But if Colin purposely broke the Rightist creed as a tit for tat for the WMD fiasco at the UN, then I will support Colin, not Dickie.

Who other than Dickie will send Colin with a thin homeopathic bottle of chalk powder and then force him to make a fool of himself in front of the whole world:

"This bottle contains more than enough WMD granules to annihilate the whole earth and even the whole universe?"

Anybody with at least one neuron in his brain would have asked Colin to wear a labcoat, gloves and mask to give some semblance of credibility before presenting such an evidence, however much microscopic the chalky granules were. If I were Dickie, I would even have suggested to loan a spacesuit from NASA.

And if you knew enough about bio-toxicology, you would have immediately known no sane person will send a friend with such a dangerous bottle in his hand (Right hand, mind you) to an open, wide hall with people from some 180 nations - that too, in the midst of the ever-busy downtown Manhattan.

But then not everybody can become a WMD toxicologist. Nor Dickie has any intention to study that subject at this late stage.

Those who sell WMD, do not sell protective gear too at the same time.

Folks, as true patriots you just believe Dickie was in a hurry then, so forgot to pack the medical safety paraphernalia that should have accompanied Colin and his diabolic homeopathic bottle to the UN.

Any way, that is history now and the Bush family has finally settled their tribal scores with their one time-friend-turned-enemy Saddam, though at taxpayers' expense.

And Saddam was last seen talking to his hangman as if to his masseur in a spa before giving up the ghost. So you have no room to traitorously complain he died a violent death. That is the way we settle scores in the LoneStar state.

As for that beardie called Osama, it is not their job now. Obama swore before Michelle, the whole world and the Lincoln Bible that finding the beardie is his job from then on.

So Dickie and Colin has nothing to do with Islamic beards any more. So you guys and gals blame the whole thing on the Leftie Obama from now on.

Unfortunately, for we small-fry bipeds in Americana, we can't always be Righties or Lefties, as that stance has atrophied our other unused legs. That in turn has landed us in a deep financial ditch full of toxic economic soup.

And there are no signs of rescue any time sooner, though Wall Streeters claim their ditches are being filled up. (May be, by ditches they mean their deep pockets.)

But if smart Colin purposely forgot his Right-leggedness, to be friendly with the Leftie Obama, then he needs to be castigated.

Here is the suggested imposition:

Dickie (for moral support) should tie his unused Left leg to Colin's temporarily unused Right and both should frog-jump their way in unison on single legs to Walter Reed to see some hapless patriots who believed whatever they did was for the safety of Ma America and her children, not just for the Righties or the Lefties.

Then they should go to Arlington to pay respects to the souls who gave up their only lives and orphaned their dear families so that we all will live today just to play Righties and Lefties kid games.

Both those true Americans living in Walter Reed and sleeping in Arlington, sacrificed their whole without ever bothering about Left and Right!

They are or were true whole Americans. Not just Righties or Lefties.