Chinese Fortune Cookie Sayings from Golfers

Time to take a break and go golfing. What could be more fun than to crack open a few fortune cookies and see what is on the minds of golfers? Here we go. Fore!

1. Life can be rough at times. Just ask any golfer.

2. It is more fun to use a putter on a golf course than to putter around the house.

3. It is more fun to use an iron on a golf course than to use an iron on your clothes.

4. Beware of runaway golf carts.

5. A hole in your head is not a good omen. A hole in one is so much better.

6. It's tee time. It is not tea time.

7. Your life is full of hazards, but not as many as you'll find on a golf course.

8. You are about to fall into a sand trap. There is no escape.

9. Bird watching is fun. Making a birdie on a golf course is much more pleasant.

10. Don't try to score with chicks while golfing. You'll likely end up getting a double bogey.

11. Be careful if your ball lands into the woods, it could lead to a fatal trap.

12. Speak softly and carry a big club.