Chinese Fortune Cookie Sayings from the Easter Bunny
1. Don't be hopping mad. Smile and be happy.
2. There are hidden treasures inside your heart just waiting to come out.
3. Try being a vegetarian for a day.
4. Jelly beans rock. Go ahead and have a few.
5. There is nothing wrong with being an egghead.
6. You have a colorful personality that brightens all your friends.
7. If you see Peter Cottontail, give him a high five and a carrot.
8. If you see Bugs Bunny, prepare for a visit with your doc.
9. Chocolate rules. Go ahead and have a chocolate bunny today.
10. Never mistake a Playboy Bunny with an Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny spreads good cheer. The Playboy Bunny is just in a magazine spread. Of course, neither one wears clothes.
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8 Comments
Post a CommentCute sayings!
These are fun and creative :D
Love em!
10 is hillarious!
very cute.
Love number 10. lol.
I didn't know the Easter Bunny spoke Chinese! (And love your "politically correct comment. Still chuckling!)
very,um,hippie and 60's like?