Chore-play: The Most Overlooked Prelude to Sex

Helen Paz
We all know that foreplay is crucial when attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female. The preliminary touching, kissing, stroking, and the whisperings of sweet nothings are all essential elements in achieving your partner's arousal. You can find countless of articles instructing you on how to accomplish tender caresses and locate secondary erogenous zones. There's a heaping serving of articles here on Associated Content alone. All are aimed at the actual physical contact you can engage in with your partner.

But in this day and age, women come home absolutely exhausted. Between a full-time job, attending to the kids, preparing dinner, and then the actual cleanup, your wife or partner might slap your hand away after a suggestive touch. If you've managed to cop a good feel and gotten a positive reaction, chances are the woman in your life is still running through a laundry list of things to accomplish after you're intimate time is over. Women have this instinctual ability to multi-task. We have difficult time shutting it off even during coitus. Once the bedroom romp ends, you may have been fulfilled, but she probably wasn't. Sadly, its highly feasible that you didn't have her undivided attention. So how do you get your partner to focus solely on you? Its actually quite simpler than imagined. You don't always need the flowers nor the kisses behind the ear, albeit they are always appreciated. In some cases, however, its literally as easy as throwing out the trash.

After a grueling day at the office, a friend of mine came home to find the floors swept, the dishes washed, the bed made, and the bathroom scrubbed. Not only that, but dinner was on the stove. She was so overwhelmed by the fact her fiance had taken initiative to tackle the daily chores that she, in turn, tackled him. She even kicked out the company that was visiting. We can only assume that it was mind-blowing, but rest assured she wasn't thinking about anything else at that point. Every menial task she had been planning to do was already taken care of. There was nothing left to focus energy on except fulfilling an overwhelming sense of desire.

When I surveyed several of my female friends, their responses did not deviate even slightly from the first friend's realization: Chore-play is undeniably sexy. Even I was no different. I feel a sincere tingle when my partner makes sure I come home to a clean house. This isn't meant to replace all the other wonderful acts of foreplay that we thoroughly enjoy such as the massages and tender kisses. This suggestion is only meant to enhance everything you may already know. Bottom line is that scents such as Pine Sol and Bleach can be highly erotic for women in a relationship. Especially if she's not the one opening up the bottle and using it. If you really want your female counterpart to instinctively ravage you for a change, try some dusting. I promise that your cleaning behavior will be reinforced over and over again.

Published by Helen Paz

Hello, I'm Helen & I'm insane. I have A.D.D., moderate dyslexia, & I'm never wrong. I'm passive aggressive, incredibly emotional, & hold grudges. I also have serious "Mommy Issues." Currently, the only place...  View profile

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  • Stoneskin10/14/2008

    Who are these guys, chore-playing indeed, letting the side down?!?! Just kidding, I've learned it works too. Although, not sure bout Bleach being erotic? Seriously? Mmm, sounds dangerous to me.

  • Allen Smith10/9/2008

    Dang... I always knew I was missing something. I'm headed out to clean the garage and splash on a little Pine Sol after shave! Why weren't you and your wisdom around when I really needed it? Great article. How about some more tips??

  • FREYA8/22/2008

    OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE!!!!!! Be it a same sex or opposite sex relationship it's all the same. We all feel the same!!!! This is the most true to life and feeling article I've ever read. Love you MUAH

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