Chris Farley Quotes: Tommy Boy Being Funny on Leno and Letterman

Chris Farley quotes are easy to find when it comes to his many funny movies, but that is not the case when it comes to his personal life. It is almost like Chris Farley lived soley through his characters and felt lost without them. That could very well have been the case and part of the reason for his unfortunate death. We didn't get to admire Chris Farley's talent for nearly as long as we would have liked to, but the times he gave us were great. Chris Farley's quotes focus on his movies, poking fun at his weight and him trying to be just like one of his characters. He was one of the funniest men I have ever seen and I will continue to laugh at his great movies and Saturday Night Live skits for years to come. Here are the top ten best Chris Farley quotes.

You know the Chris Farley movie where he plays the funny fat guy. He's that in all of his movies!

"Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes."

To David Letterman

"He said you like physical stuff." (Okay so I left out the part about how this Chris Farley quote is talking about his cartwheel entrance on the show.)

Clothing optional flight

"So they all woke up and I was naked on the plane."

Chris Farley quote on Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy. A role in which Chris Farley was originally supposed to play, but couldn't because it would've interfered with the filming of Black Sheep.

"I love Jim. He did a wonderful job. I dug that scene when he said "clitoris" to the guy's mother. The script seemed tailor-made for him, and that's because he worked on it with his writers and the director and made it his own. In fact, I want to talk with Jim about how I can do that more in my films."

A valentine for David Spade

"David Spade...is witty and fun, but if you piss him off you'd better run."

Chris Farley quote on sharing office space with David Spade, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler on SNL

"Sandler and I were pigs. Rock and Spade were clean. We were Oscar, they were Felix. It was like they put the four of us in the back of the cage, together, where we could be watched."

Milk doesn't always do a body good

"I'm not used to the kinds of gals who are interested in me now. In high school, I dated gals who looked like me in a wig. Do you know what I'm talking about? They were pretty heavyset gals out of Wisconsin, where they have lots of dairy products."

Chris Farley quote on his SNL character Matt Foley

"It's a lot a bit of my dad."

Quote on his love for his hometown Green Bay Packers on Jay Leno

[Brett] "Favre is the man."

Playful banter with the audience on Jay Leno, when he went to show them his three-point football stance

"Yeah, I'll give you a thirty-two belly option right in your melon."

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