Chris Rock Quotes: Funny Stand Up Comic Jokes on Everything Hollywood
Top 10 Chris Rock Quotes
Chris Rock Quotes #1 - On music
"I love music. Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life."
Chris Rock Quotes #2 - A lesson for women. Find a man that isn't too desirable. They are more faithful.
"A man is only as faithful as his options."
Chris Rock Quotes #3 - On race
"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
Chris Rock Quotes #4 - On gay marriage
"Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else."
Chris Rock Quotes #5 - Bullet control
"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
Chris Rock Quotes #6 - Addicted to stupidity
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now, there's no rehab for stupidity."
Chris Rock Quotes #7 - On women
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty."
Chris Rock Quotes #8 - Chris Rock knows what women need
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
Chris Rock Quotes #9 - Chris Rock knows he's funny
"How do I say this without sounding like an egomaniac? I don't know a comedian that sells more seats than me in the red states and blue states, so I don't see where I have to change that much."
Chris Rock Quotes #10 - On love & marriage
"I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with."
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