Christina Aguilera Has a Threesome with Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend While Lohan Considers a Career in Porn

Christina Aguilera, whose impending divorce is being blamed, at least in part, to her lesbian love affairs, is said to have had a threesome with Lindsay Lohan's ex Samantha Ronson; Lohan herself has been offered a job in the porn industry with Tube8; the Facebook based rumor claiming that there is a Lohan sex tape online may not be true.

Lately it seems that everything that goes on in the entertainment world could be traced back to either a sex tape or Lindsay Lohan. It stands to reason, it seems, that eventually a story involving Aguilera would blend in with a story regarding porn and a sex tape.

When news broke earlier this month that Aguilera was divorcing husband Jordan Bratman, it was followed quickly by allegations that Aguilera is bisexual and that her attraction to and relationships with women created a rift in her marriage. While nothing has been either confirmed or denied, the stories involving Aguilera's alleged Sapphic relationships seem to be coming fast and furious. Today it was reported that DJ Samantha Ronson, who dated Lohan on and off for a while, is claiming she had a threesome with Aguilera and an unidentified third party.

Ronson's manager Marlon David told The Sun newspaper, "Sam said she had a threesome with Xtina (Aguilera's nickname) in Mexico last month, that's when she realised she was a 'hot piece of ass'. Sam said Xtina is 'horny as a college freshman'."

It is not clear when exactly Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Ronson ended, or even if it is permanently over. But Lohan has bigger concerns right now than her on again, off again girlfriend's threesome with Christina Aguilera.
Lohan is in the middle of serving a court ordered rehab stint after testing positive for cocaine while being on probation. The star is said to be under enormous financial pressure with no source of steady income. Tube8, one of the most popular of the Porn 2.0 Websites, is offering to pay $50,000 of the $125,000 fee that Lohan owes the rehab clinic.

Lohan will not be expected to perform in porn films. Her job, it is said, would be to "provide insights into the further mainstreaming of pornography." What makes Lohan qualified to consult a porn company on how to further mainstream pornography is not clear, but apparently Tube8 believes Lohan has the ability to help them in their efforts.

Finally, the Facebook based rumor that spread this week that a sex tape starring Lohan was available online is said to be not true by sources close to Lohan. Not only is there no Lindsay Lohan sex tape, but the link that was being shared may very well lead to a computer virus.

So Christina Aguilera is said to have had a threesome with Lindsay Lohan's ex girlfriend, while Lohan contemplates a job in the porn industry and, much to the chagrin of sex tape lovers everywhere, Lohan's rumored performance in a sex tape is said to be false.

All in all, it was just another week in the worlds of Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan and celebrity sex tapes.

Sources:

The Sun: Sam's X-Rated Xtina
PeaceFM: Lindsay Lohan: There's No 3-Way Sex Tape
Radaronline.com: Lindsay Lohan Offered Porn Job to Pay for Rehab