Christmas Antlers

'Tis the season to spot a deer,
Right through the scope on this barrel here.
Shoot straight and aim steady,
Pull the trigger when you're ready.

You want his steaks,
You want his roasts-
You want his antlers,
So you can boast.

Hang his antlers above the mantel-
Your friends you will invite.
Show off your ten point rack,
On this cold Christmas night.

Have a cup of cheer my friends,
And stare at my pretty sight.
Just be merry and the one to send-
A dearful message tonight.