Christmas Day is a time when many families get together and celebrate with gift giving. Many families have Christmas dinner together but sometimes not all family members can attend. So in those cases instead of a great Christmas dinner you may send a Christmas card to those who cannot attend. If you are looking for some Christmas quotes to add to your Christmas cards just look below.
You can also use these Christmas quotes when you are sending e-cards. Christmas quotes can be useful when used in scrap booking. You can use these Christmas quotes in your blog or in a Christmas Day email. You could also sprinkle the Christmas quotes around your table as a decoration for Christmas Day.
Funny Christmas Quotes
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic." by Anonymous
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
by Bernard Manning
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." by Anonymous
Famous Christmas Quotes
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." by Jay Leno
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered."
by Phyllis Diller
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
by Joan Rivers
Sentimental Christmas Quotes
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness." by Bob Hope
"Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death - and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas."
by Henry Van Dyke
"Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making." by Leigh Hunt
Hopefully you enjoyed these quotes about Christmas Day. Quotes for the Christmas Holiday can be used in creative ways and enjoyed by all. These Christmas quotes go well with last minute Christmas eCards too. So get the Christmas presents wrapped and set out the fruitcake and don't forget to sprinkle in a few Christmas quotes throughout your Christmas holiday celebrations.
Resources:
PoemOfQuotes.com, "Funny Christmas Quotes."
FamousQuotesFunnyQuotes.com, "Famous Christmas Quotes."
Published by Marie M. Daniels
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2 Comments
Post a CommentVery funny.
Excellent compilation! Thanks!