Christmas: That Wacky Time of Year

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Dec 1, 2008 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
Christmas is that wacky season,

When sane people lose all reason.

They plow people down to get to a toy,

That they think would be perfect for their girl or boy.

They mortgage their homes to pay for the crap,

That their precious ones ask for on Santa's fat lap.

Then they stuff themselves full of cookies and treats,

Packing on 20 pounds of holiday sweets.

They wear tacky sweaters with big goofy smiles,

They think it is festive, but they're wrong by a mile.

Christmas, oh Christmas, just please go away!

You make people crazy when you ride in on your sleigh!

Published by Michael Roberts

I am a content producer for a web 2.0 start-up in Northern California. Additionally, I have experience as a professional blogger for a major career focused website.  View profile

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