Cinco De Mayo Haiku and Other Hijinx

Zoe Whitten
Zoe Whitten, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Apr 6, 2009 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
Made up holiday
I love you so very much
We'll get drunk on five

No party in May
No excuses to get drunk
Quick, lads! Make one up!

Cinco de Mayo
Is really just "Fifth of May"
You folks must be bored

I Must Find the Worm

I must find the worm
and thereby raise my holiday spunk

Is there any other point?
No, just a day for getting drunk

Do we have a saint?
No, but Bacchus guides our monk

So let's all find the worm
At the bottom, where he's sunk.

Published by Zoe Whitten

A writer of dark and weird fiction, Zoe lives in Milan Italy. Retired, she has too much free time on her hands, which is why she writes. Zoe wishes she were Poe, but unfortunately, she lacks his talent for...  View profile

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