Cindy Lou Who Grows Up...Dates Grinch?

That Cindy Lou Who was seen in a green Corvette

Most Who's know Cindy doesn't own a Vette

or for that matter no one in Whoville does just yet

In Whoville all Who's get around by walking

or riding a Whobert that makes noisy honking

Some take the six seater, twenty wheeled Masher

while some hitch a ride on the heels of ole Dasher

Some run and some fly and some bounce around

in a bubble twenty two and a half feet high

Whatever way the Who's get around

all know there are no Vette's in their town

Now we all now the story how the Grinch

stole Christmas

How he stole the Who's presents, Whohash,

and pheasants

He stole their Christmas trees, wreaths,

and ribbons

He even stole their feast of

succulent roast beast

We also know that he really didn't steal

anything at all

that Christmas still came for the tall

and the small

That the Who's still had each other

to enjoy

It was said that the Grinch's small

heart grew three sizes

because he now understood

the true meaning of Christmas

But we believe it grew for

some other reason

a reason we will explain

this holiday season

Now just outside of Whoville

is a place that has grown

it has grown and grown

to a place that is known

for fancy cars and

partying stars

It has grown to be called

west HollyWho

the place were the glamorous

live and snort smelly glue

Now what most don't know

is after The Grinch Stole Christmas

that ole Grinch became quite

gifted with riches

people loved him

and wanted him round

they praised him and raised him

to be the richest Grinch around

He drove around town in the

nicest of autos

and his green Corvette became

know as his motto

Now with all these riches

he could have any girl around

and he chose the smallest

girl in the town

He spent loads of money

to woo Cindy Lou

he bought her presents

a car a petting zoo

His heart grew smaller

for the meaning of Christmas

but it started to grew larger

for the Who's little princess

They tried to keep it quiet

they didn't want anyone to know

but their love for one another

began to grow and grow and grow

Now Cindy Lou has grew into

quite a little lady

who dreamed of finer things

instead of a baby

She didn't mind that Grinchy

was so much older

she just liked the money

that he always showed her

After years of hiding

they couldn't take it anymore

so they started taking rides

to the coast and east shore

He would drive her round

town in his green automobile

and sometimes he would

break out the Grinch snowmobile

His heart grew bigger

while hers grew greener

and together they both

became a tad bit meaner

they raced around Whoville

in that dreaded green vette

and almost ran over

Mindy Moo Looney

the towns only vet

No one knows what will

come of these two

time will only tell

for every last Who