City Water Joke

I'm telling you they are putting something in the city water. My water all foggy looking; I give it to the dog and he crazy ass hell. All he does is cry and bite me. It's like drinking acid. Guys go out for some drinks, your friend has a few shots and some beers and vomits, you drink the city water an almost die. My uncle had a heat stroke once, the Doctor told him that he drunk water too fast after coming in from the hot sun. Answer me this "What the hell do you supposed to do after coming in from the hot sun?!!" My uncle didn't have a stroke he was poisoned by this misty ass looking city water. I can tell you this, its good for the skin. I had tried every thing to clear my skin up and a friend said just use water. So I did and it cleared right up! The city water is like pro active, but I know and you know you don't supposed to be drinking no dam pro active. People out there drinking sodas and beers doing just fine, and other people drinking city water wondering why they always feel bad, Cause your being poisoned! Don't drink the water!!

Its all a joke but my water is seriously foggy looking. I just think its funny cause some people think like that. I just think its funny.