Clark Kent Needs a New Girlfriend

Steven West
Clark Kent was feeling very blue,
His relationship with Lois was through.
Lois Lane decided to date Bruce Wayne,
They met each other in the pouring rain.

Clark pounded his fist into a door,
The door came loose and landed on the floor.
Then Clark yelled for Lois Lane,
His scream was as loud as an oncoming train.

Clark flew around the sky for an hour or two,
At the end of the time, he was still feeling blue.
So Clark called his former girlfriend, Lana Lang,
Who had been living for two years in Madrid, Spain.

"How would you like to get together again?
I miss you dearly my wonderful friend."
Lana asked, "Are you still seeing Lois Lane?"
Clark responded, "No I'm not and my reasons are plain.

She dumped me for that Dark Avenger,
Who I consider to be a great pretender.
He's not special. He has no appeal.
He can't take the place of The Man of Steel."

Lana listened to what Clark had to say,
"I'm sorry Clark, but you must stay away.
Let's keep our friendship and remember the past,
Go out with a woman who is strong and fast."

Clark decided that Lana was right,
He'd go find a woman who had strength and might.
He called Diana Prince and asked for a date,
Diana agreed and became Clark's new mate.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • J11/23/2009

    I always preferred Clark with Diana anyway. :) Really funny and sweet.

  • Lisa Renee.12/17/2007

    This is so cute and funny...Good job, Steven!

  • Lori Piper12/16/2007

    this was cute!!!!!!! great job!!!!-- wonder how many will know that Diana Prince is Wonder Woman??

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