CO2 Scare Tactics Poetically Speaking

CO2 Helps Bees Make Honey

LarrWayne Po
If you are scared,
Say scared.
Did somebody say boo
And you jumped?
Are you afraid of a stump,
That no longer inhales
The dreadful gas, CO2?

Scared of CO2?
Stay away from crowds;
People breathe it out,
When they exhale.
Do you want them in jail?

Bees need flowers
To make honey?
Flowers need CO2
In order to live, Jumpy.

You jump to conclusions,
When a politician says,
"Get spooked,
Save yourselves
From the horrors of CO2".

Does carbonated water
Make you tremble?
"Oh, I am so frightened",

Says nervous Simple,
"The bubbling water
Contains CO2.
It might be out to get us.
What must we do"?

You can vote for higher taxes.
Will that soothe your nerves,
About the air you are afraid of,
While you are disturbed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTxGHn4sH4&NR=1

Lorraine Yapps Cohen
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6153794/ten_point_summary_of_global_warming.html?cat=75

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LarrWayne, AKA Quack Jack of many trades. If the educated do not educate others, the long term pay back will be "We are surrounded by the uneducated and they want to rule over us". Politically incorrect poem...  View profile

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  • Lori Gunn3/11/2011

    Excellent work. ♥

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper2/1/2011

    Enjoyed this!

  • Lori Gunn2/1/2011

    excellent work - thanks for sharing

  • Marie Saxton2/1/2011

    I'm a nerd =)

  • Jack Wellman2/1/2011

    Love your perspective on so many things my friend. You're a pleasure to read. I was considered a nerd in school.

  • leroy coffie2/1/2011

    those poor nerds

  • Michele Starkey2/1/2011

    Okay, why is everyone talking about the "nerds" lately?!? This is the third time this morning that someone mentioned nerds. LOL cheers

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