Coding, Man and Woman

Coding is man's job. Code writer must be very careful and detailed. Just a fault in a comma will make you pay a very high price. Does code writer ever lose? Yes, of course. But he will have zillions of reasons. Because of impatiently, because it is scatter-brained, because of lack of experience, or ... because of a long time he didn't coding. But there is one thing to remember, code writer never give up. Even when they lose, they want to lose like a man!

Coding is also look like flirting with woman. If you can read her mind, it's alright. But if you make a mistake, you will see along face! Man always face problem when he tried to fix his mistake. Then you realize that coding just cost as much time as woman. So, man always try to optimize everything. And then after man win it, he always wonder: "What happen if I look at the problem in another view?" Man always try to skip the stage.

Sometime coding is for some bad stuff. Man can put a piece of "backdoor" code, or a trojan, so when he want, "stuff" just come to him by itself. But a real man will never do that. A real man always want to be in an active person. He doesn't want woman just come to him, he want to invade them by himself!

Coding is drugs, just the same as woman. When you get addicted, you cannot get out. At that time, man use his heart more than his brain. Man like to feel the passion. That's the reason why man is often shock when he use too much. That's when man hurt himself.

Code writer should concentrate in just one language, just like a man should not cheat on his woman. But there's no perfect language! There are two basic thing man need to remember. First, there's no ideal woman. Second, woman is the reason for all the conflict of the world.

It's true that code writer can never become a boss. If you like coding, you just always work for other people. Just like loyal with woman is a stupid loyalty. But man doesn't want to be a boss. MAN JUST WANT TO MAKE WOMAN HAPPY, AND THAT'S ALL.