Cold Hard Facts of Life (Warning: May Cause Sickness)
Nobody "steals" your boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/wife.
Sometimes life isn't a bowl of cherries, it's a big bowl of shit.
It's not the jeans that make you look fat.
People are only telling you what you want to hear just to shut you up.
Gray smoke blowing out the ass of your car really ISN'T "good smoke".
When you think people are staring and laughing at you, know that they are.
A closet full of clothes to choose from and still you can't find something to wear proves you make tasteless bad judgement.
Your kids hear and see what you think you hid - and they're waiting to annihilate you with it.
If more than 3 people try to convince you that you're not ugly...then you are not only ugly but you are now that "pitiful ugly".
Chances are the best you're gonna get is the worst that you already have.
You WERE just a piece of ass.
That ISN'T a beauty mark.
What goes up WILL come down.
What's mine is NOT yours.
Your kid ain't a "GOOD" special.
You will NOT get over it.
Life is NOT like a box of chocolate; you know damn well what you're gonna get.
You ARE being screwed.
You WILL be fucked.
It AIN'T gonna get any better.
This is nothing you didn't know but it is something you may have forgotten. I thought a few of you could gain something from my years of experience.
Published by chelly75
I am a writer trying to find my way. A little bitter and angry at times, but for the most part I try to find the patience to deal with morons. View profile
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