College Student's Guide: How to Talk to Professors

Throughout your college career there will be many opportunities to speak with professors. But this should not be considered a simple thing; in no way should you compensate your own identity and your own dignity in a conversation with your educational superior. This guide will not only give you a few basics on how to deal with professors, it will also show you how to compose yourself in front of your peers.

A good way to approach student-professor relations (i.e., talking with your professor) is to consider the lowest common denominator, the situation that will most likely arise in this case. You have to talk to your professor. There is no way you can get through college without doing so. Most likely, this will take place in a classroom, where a conversation doesn't simply take place between you and your professor-you are on showcase in front of the entire class.

Think about what you are going to say... before you say it!

There is no easier way for your professor and your classmates to turn on you than being 'the chatty one.' If you don't know what to say, or if it isn't a valid question or comment (i.e., you don't need to say what's on your mind), then don't say it. Period.

Have good timing.

If you are hesitant to ask your question, then you may not need to ask it. If you do, wait until after class. More importantly, if your comment is poorly timed, you might just need to forget about saying it. Just like any other conversation, stick to the topic.

Be appropriate!

Even in a laid-back classroom setting, it is important to be appropriate. This will show that you know how to talk to a professor. In the end, even if you missed out on getting a laugh or being popular-thus making you the 'square' of the class-your grade just might reflect your presence in the classroom. Be witty, not silly.

Be honest.

You'd be surprised how easy things will come to you if you can remain honest when you are talking to a professor. You're probably asking yourself, 'How can I be honest? I definitely need to lie to get out of this one...' My answer to you: not always. If you are simply straightforward with well-timed conversation, thus letting your professor know what is up at all times, you will have no problem with how you do in a class. Are you planning on missing Monday's 8 a.m. lecture? Tell your professor. Hmmm... you can plan on missing Monday's 8 a.m. lecture?! Just think ahead, treat your professor as you would your employer.

Lie your ass off.

Okay okay. I know what you're thinking. 'This writer just told me to be honest, and now he wants me to lie?' Well, yes. You're looking out for yourself here. A lie or two might just save your college career. If you can get away with lying, do it. But if you find your lies piling up, maybe college isn't the best place for you at this time.