Come On, Tiger!

Tiger...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! What in name of all that is holy and almost remotely decent is wrong with you?! You have more than proven a point that I have said for years, and I share the fact with a comedian by the name of Alonzo Bodden.

People get paid millions of dollars...MILLIONS...to play a game. And yet, they still find a way to screw it up! Tiger Woods is one of the most recognizable names in the sports industry. Everybody knew him as the clean-cut nice guy that went out, beat the cleats off everybody at the golf course and then went home to his wife. Well that was apparently the theory until recently.

The big story now is Tiger apparently had a few side dishes to keep him busy when his wife wasn't swinging a 9-iron at him. Probably never would have came to light had Tiger not crashed his SUV at 2:25 in the morning. C'mon Tiger, where you going at 2:25 in the morning?

Now, different media outlets are reporting that he had something between like four to ten mistresses. My official response is, "THAT'S INSANE!"

Look, Tiger's a good looking guy. But when looks can get you almost any girl you want...think about it. And people wonder what caused the 9-iron to start flying at the Woods residence. Now you know!

SO now, Tiger's taking an "indefinite break" from golf. Probably a smart move, get out of the game for a bit, regroup yourself, and come back. When you do come back, you will take some criticism for awhile, like Michael Vick or somebody like that. Somebody who had a great deal of prominence, then did something stupid, paid for it, then came back. People will throw you under the bus at every point. But you'll get back to where you need to be.

Just had to take a quick moment and call out Tiger...C'mon son!!!