Conspiracy Theory ~ 2008 U.S. Elections

As Senator John McCain gains momentum again in the U.S. Presidential campaigns of 2008, I could smell a conspiracy. John McCain gets an inexperienced running mate, exactly what his complaint was of Barack Obama. Barack Obama picks a running mate steeped in Washington tradition, exactly what his complaint was of John McCain. How can this not be a conspiracy?

The McCain ~ Obama Conspiracy Theory

*I believe there is a small group of power players including George H. W. Bush and Dick Cheney. This is a scary group. I call them the Power 8, it just sounds cool. These people run the conspiracy and the world economics.

*I believe the Power 8 has appointed John McCain their new puppet to replace George W. Bush. McCain has had so many money bailouts alone during the campaign that he has to have an in somewhere. McCain was down and out of money after the Iowa Caucuses and magically is now the Republican nominee for President of the U.S. He was the third choice among talk radio pundits behind Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson.

*I believe Sarah Palin is no more than the golden key to the Alaskan oil fields. This is not that big of deal to me, but I don't want to hear her voice for the next four years. Wait, that's right, the V.P. does not ever have to speak after election night... ever.

*I believe the Power 8 has now purchased Barrack Obama for an insane amount of money. I think they have fully explained his and his family's options (and safety) for the coming election. There could only be one decision, and it was most likely made with Michelle present and in agreement.

*I believe Barrack Obama chose Joe Biden as a running mate as the first part of this deal. I like Joe Biden, who doesn't. I don't even think he wants the position. This part of the conspiracy is actually somewhat funny.

*I now believe Barrack Obama will continue to throw the 2008 U.S. Presidential election to John McCain. Obama will continue to give less than stellar performances and throw all of the debates by stumbling through with general answers. Joe Biden will most likely make an obvious sexist slur and the fight will be over. The conspiracy will have played out.

The U.S. will be in trouble by November 30,2008; a major stock market crash, record gas and food prices, record foreclosures and layoffs. McCain's politics and policies won't matter. McCain will go down in history as the Jimmy Carter of the new millennium. The Power 8 will crash this country financially and land with platinum parachutes in the hills until 2012 when they roll out the next Ronald Reagan (or Barack Obama).

As I said, this is all just my conjecture. My McCain and Obama conspiracy theory is not as grandiose as others are, I do not think George Bush or the Power 8 were responsible for 9/11 (or it would have happened during the Clinton Administration). This group is more about world economics than killing masses. Evil is evil.