Boat loads of money,
Give it to me please.
Consumer protection
Is a tropical disease.
Trust in me I tell you.
I'll never let you down.
I'll give you everything you need
As long as I hear that jingle sound.
This pig needs his greasing;
A million or more is required.
After all I want to live in luxury,
The day that I retire.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentYou and me both. LOL
Very good poem!
A million is not enough!
Luxury is a thing of the past.