CONTENT LEMBIONESE ARMY DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST PUBLISHING GROUP!

In a tersely worded press release recieved today from a group calling itself the Content Lembionese Army it has become apparent that a number of outraged and disgruntled Associated Content Producers are threatening to boycott Associated Content's website as well as other civilly disobedient actions including the possibility of guerilla warfare. Apparently the group became inflamed when Associated Content made some formatting changes which resulted in numerous computer glitches that according to the group "Made them look stupid".

The group leader Mullah Ali Muhammed Achmeel Muhammed Ali stated: "These infidels have cursed us and disrespected us with their arrogant yankee dog imperialist totalitarian jack booted, (Did I say Yankee Dog?), capitalistic materialistic dogmatic aromatic and arrogant disrespect of our people and our way of life. Like the American president who is a mangy cur dog undeserving to lick the sweat from the armpits of the lowliest of our content writers, Associated Content has repeatedly ignored our pleas and demands to stop immediately the disrespect being perpetrated against us, to repair the damage already done and to make apologies and reparation to our peoples. There is nothing left for us but Jihad!"

At press time diplomatic talks had broken down between the two groups and scores of refugees have begun flocking to other content publishing sites. In addition, Associated Content has closed down it's embassies and recalled it's ambassadors from the most violence threatened areas.

Secretary of State Condomleaking Rice is considering entering the negotiations in an attempt to circumvent hostilities and negotiate a peaceful resolution to the crisis. Meanwhile the situation is at a stalemate with neither side making much progress.

In a parting shot across the bow of Associated Content's bulkhead Spokesperson Mullah Ali shouted: "The mighty flaming pen of our people shall prove to be much mightier than the cheap plastic sword of the Infidels".

We will bring you more on this story as it develops.