Conversation Between God and St. Peter About Judgment Day Coming on May 21, 2011

God: "Peter, are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ready to ride to Earth on Saturday?"

St. Peter: "We are going to have to postpone Judgment Day my Lord. Someone leaked that the Last of Days would be on March 21, 2011."

God: "What? Who did that? Anyways, why would I have to postpone Judgment Day?"

St. Peter: "Remember, you stated long ago that people would never know the time or the hour. By the way, I think that it was Gabriel that leaked the info. You know as well as I do that he can't keep his mouth shut."

God: "All that planning to beat the Mayans to the punch and end the world before December of 2012.How did you become aware of this?"

St. Peter: "There have been billboards put up about it all over the world. You have been asleep for a long time, haven't you?"

God: "Even I must rest sometimes. Did I miss much?"

St: Peter: "A few wars. Um, man landed on the moon. Equal rights have come so far that a black man was elected President of the United States and a woman is the Secretary of State."

God: "Well, I guess some good things can happen when I am not paying attention."

St. Peter: "Oh, ya -- a number of people claim that you hate homosexuals as well."

God: "What? Some of my favorite creations were homosexuals. You know that I just tossed them into the mix to liven things up."

St. Peter: "I know. It is just silly humans being human."

God: "Back to work. I think that we should reschedule Judgment Day for August."

St. Peter: "If I might make a personal request?"

God: "Go ahead."

St. Peter: "The new season of 'Castle' will start in September and I need to know what happens to Detective Beckett. She was shot in the season finale. Plus the Chief is dead and Alexis is talking about going off early to college. Can you please push of Judgment Day?"

God: "I am guessing that this is a television show that you speak of?"

St. Peter: "Yes, it is very good."

God: "People still watch television?"

St. Peter: "When they are not downloading music or trying to find out which celebrity is committing adultery."

God: "I don't follow."

St. Peter: "It would take too long to explain. Maybe you should just go back to bed for another few decades."

God: "That sounds good. You are dismissed. If I am not up by 2046, wake me up."

St. Peter: "Will do. Thank you, and have a good rest, Mam."