Conversations Between Men and Women
W = Woman
W - What are you thinking about?
M - Nothing.
W - Nothing? You have to be thinking about something.
M - Not really.
W - So nothing is going on in your head right now.
M - No, nothing worth talking about!
W - Okayyyyy.....
W - Do I look fat in this?
M - I like it!
W - But do I look fat?
M - No, you don't look fat.
W - You hesitated. I'm changing...
M - I don't want to spend all day in Target.
W - Me neither. You get the milk, I'll get my body lotion.
M - I can run in and get both. Do you want to just wait in the car?
W - No, I'll come in. You won't know what kind.
W - (2.5 hours later) - Can you pop the trunk?
W - Do you think she's pretty?
M - No.
W - Are you lying?
M - No. I would tell you.
W - I wouldn't be mad...
M - I know.
W - Cause I'd much rather you tell me than lie, you know.
M - I don't think she's pretty!
W - Okayyyyy......
W - Do you think she's pretty?
M - Yeah, she's cute.
W - Really??
M - Yeah, I guess.
W - Wow...
M - What?
W - I don't think she is at all...
(30 seconds of silence)
W - You tell me I'm pretty and you think she's pretty! That must mean I am ugly!
M - (speechless 10 seconds of confusion and what?! gestures)
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1 Comments
Post a Commentpretty funny. a couple of these sound like conversations I have had with my hubby.