Cool Ranch Doritos
An Ode to Snack
Oh, Cool Ranch Doritos
How you lift up my spirit
And drive the machinery
Of my hunger
I have nary an idea
Of half of what is in you
Yet know within my gut
It is tasty
Oh, Cool Ranch Doritos
You are an edible drug
That tickles the tender tongue
With salty joy
If I could dance with you I would
Just us, under the moonlight
You would giggle as I nibbled
Away your ear
Oh, Cool Ranch Doritos
When did you become Cooler?
I confess it matters not
To my palette
Sometimes I let you sit
Upon my tongue and wait
To sap all your juicy innards
Into my veins
Oh, Cool Ranch Doritos
There really is no parallel
You are pinnacle snack
Of perfection
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2 Comments
Post a Commentthis is a very cool way to make chips
This was fun, and I agree with you. ;)