Country Women Vs. City Girls: Who Would Be the Last One Standing?

City girls are clean. They wear nice clothes, they own more than 3 pairs of shoes, and they spend an hour doing their hair and make up just to go to the store. City girls are very attractive, and they put a lot of work into it.

Country women have a more natural beauty. They may dress up once in a while and fool you, but their personality will give it away. The only shoes a country girl needs is a comfy pair of sandals, a nice pair of shoes (for when they do dress up), and a pair of boots or sneakers. More often than not, country women may go barefoot... because they care more about comfort than anything.

City girls are usually seen in flocks, either with other city girls or in the most lethal cases, surrounded by other men. (Stay away from those, they're poisonous!)

Country women may be seen alone and having fun anyways, or surrounded by friends. Whether those friends are other females or males, if you have recognized the woman to be a country woman, then they are safe. Just play it carefully,

Personality Differences

City girls are clean. They probably expect your shoes off at the door not out of comfort, out of an obsession with cleanliness.

Country women are not afraid to get dirty. Not only will they set up their own fishing pole, they will probably even clean and gut their own catches, and then cook them for you. (If you try to take a city girl fishing, expect to set up her pole, bait her hook, take off the fish, and then throw it back because she'll cry if you let the poor fishy die.)

City girls can cook. That's why they made microwaves.

Country women can cook as well. They can make food like your grandma used to make, from scratch.

City girls nag if you go out with your friends drinking.

Country women pick on you because you didn't invite her out drinking, knowing that she would have challenged you and drank you under the table.

City girls like to go out to a nice restaurant for a first date. The more you spend, the better.

Country women like to go for a nice walk for a first date and talk. How much you spend doesn't matter to them.

City girls would not let you jump off a bridge 25 feet above water.

Country women would call you a chicken and push you off that bridge.

City women want to share your interests. If your interest is any thing outside; prepare to bring bugspray, sunblock, and more bug repellant.

Country women may already have the same interests, and they might even do it better than you.

The Results

If you are a city boy, you can handle a city girl. It's okay. You can handle a country woman, if you prefer, but expect your whole world to change for the better.

If you are a country boy, you do not want a city girl. No matter how dolled up and pretty they look, they will tear you apart because country boys can never be a city boy.

Now I'm not trying to stereotype here, and I'm not saying one is better than the other. (That just goes with out saying...)

All I'm doing is letting you single men know that if you are looking for a mate, this is one way to categorize your options.