Cracks
Try not to fall in one,
Don't step on any sidewalk cracks,
A broken back's no fun.
You can crack a whip or crack a code,
Or a window, book, or beer,
So many uses for that word,
Look, I've got one on my rear.
Cracks are popping up everywhere,
In the mall, the bar, and class room,
Cracks even peeking out of pants,
It's a statement, I presume.
Voices crack, and so do bones,
You can crack up mentally,
You might crack up while driving,
Or get crackin' on that degree.
You can take a crack at something,
Or crack down while in school,
Get up at the crack of dawn,
Or crack up laughing like a fool.
Cracking down on criminals,
And kids that make you crazy,
With smart wise cracks and lousy grades,
And being just plain lazy.
You can crack your head wide open,
You can crack a coffee cup,
Confucius say "Man who Fly upside down
Is flying with crack up."
Published by Nancy V Canfield
Retired retro who writes during television commercials. If you're the type of person who doesn't like to take life too seriously, then we'll get along just fine. My family says I'm overly opinionated and bos... View profile
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29 Comments
Post a CommentVery cute!
When you bend over just make sure your crack doesn't show.
Fun poem :)
I can't just say no to crack when you put it like that! U crack me up :)
Another GEM!
LOL.... :o)
I hadn't heard the Confucius joke in awhile, so tanks for the mammories!
You're just a little cracked yourself. LOL
This sounds a little cracked for sure.
What a Crack up. You think like me. Great job.