Crap

The amount of crap that goes through my mind that is totally meaningless is gigantic. If I could cut down on the amount of crap that I have in my mind, I would be oh so happy, but I doubt this will happen any time soon.

Wade Through Crap

In order for creative expression to take place, a person has to wade through a ton of crap. Wading through crap isn't an easy task. In order to wade through crap effectively, you have to make decisions on what is crap and what isn't.

I'm Drowning In A Heap Of Crap

Judging crap is the most enjoyable thing to do on the face of the Earth. I know what you're thinking, that I've lost my mind. Please find my mind and send it to me, I have a hard time functioning without it. Plus, I'm drowning in a heap of crap. I hope you find it soon. Help! I'm sinking...

My Tombstone

"There once lived a man who drowned in a heap of crap. His mind was found five miles away on the top of a wastebasket. Incidentally, it was a piece of crap. Who knew?" This is what it will say on my tombstone.

A Piece Of Crap

The next time you find a piece of crap, leave it alone. While it may be totally worthless and meaningless to you, it may be somebody else's livelihood. So, LEAVE IT ALONE.

Crap Comes In All Shapes And Sizes

It's funny how crap comes in all shapes and sizes. While the word crap is merely a label, it tends to be a more common and understood term. The word f*ck or sh*t is often used to express how a person is feeling or how they look at the world. Sometimes, when they're used, the meaning has to be explained so that people know what they're talking about. But, when you use the word crap, people always know exactly what you're talking about.

Bring On The Crap

While the use of profanity in the English language offends some, it makes it a more colorful world for others. Who am I to judge on whether it's good or bad? I just know that it's another part of life. So, bring on the crap and let the chips fall where they may.

Crap On Television

You can even say the word crap on television. What kind of a world would we live in without the word crap? I bet it would be full of all kinds of vulgarities.

Accumulate Crap

My goal in life is to accumulate crap. If you have a problem with how I use the word crap, you can suck it.

Sit In My Crap

Peace out everybody, I'm gonna go sit in my crap and see how much more crap I can get.

Crap

P.S. This is my crap out.

I Have To Take A Crap

Speaking of crap, I have to take a crap, and that's an entirely different story, which, I'll keep to myself. Thanks for reading.

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