Crazy Alice and the Wonderland Band

Alice looked into the mirror.

She saw a rabbit and a cat.

She thought it was most peculiar

To see a cat that was so fat.

She then saw a trumpet playing Queen,

And also a tall, funny man.

A snake hissed at a startled Alice saying,

"Would you like to join our band?"

Yes, the Wonderland Band was rocking.

It was playing some real cool tunes.

Alice agreed to join them.

She felt as crazy as a loon.

Now Alice has vanished from our world.

She's behind the Looking Glass.

She's grooving on a French Kazoo

Playing a song titled "Mad Hatter Gas."