Crazy Jane

Most are born with brains

No one knows exactly

Just what happened with Jane?

People think she was born sane

People say she used to have a brain

Some think her parents drove her crazy

But memories as always are very hazy.

Jane's first sign of despair

Was showing up for school in just underwear

She would be sent home every day

"There goes one crazy girl" we would say.

As Jane went on in life

We all realized she would not be a wife

Her parents would send her on a date

Always she came home early never late

So it came as no surprise

The actual cause of Jane's demise

A gun someone put to her head

While she lay quietly sleeping in her bed.

Now when we speak of Jane

We realize she was insane

And memories of this crazy lady

Become fables, because memories are sometimes

Hazy.