Crystal's Fool

Crystal is a girl; Good-lookin' and she knows it, too.
She's funny and sweet with everybody 'cept for you!
Maybe someday, you'll pull your head out of her ass.
Cuz she'll never change; she sees you as a lower class.

You're wantin' somethin' that you know just ain't right.
Lay awake in bed night after night.
Though you know better, you just can't resist.
She treats you like you do not even exist

But you'll always be Crystal's Fool

Chained to her lie; she yells, you jump just like before.
Maybe someday she'll like you just a little more.
Well, she's just usin' you, but then she lets herself be used
By guys who treat her the same way that she treats you.

You're being mocked when you're not around.
The laughingstock of everbody in town.
Your friends are puzzled, but they all concur;
She don't deserve you, but you sure deserve her!

And you'll always be Crystal's Fool