CSI: Sasquatch Division

The CSI Sasquatch Division has problems in determining the location of Big Foot or Sasquatch if you prefer that moniker: perhaps part of the problem in finding Big Foot is in Googling the incorrect name. My European friends know Sasquatch to be a foreign-born and perhaps fluent speaker of several European languages: I'm not sure Sasquatch even speaks a dialect of English we'd call English...it might be British English which could be called Bringlish or Engbrish if you are comfortable with the tongue twister which is the latter version. CSI as CBS fans know is a creation of CBS Television writers and, indeed, a national law enforcement agency like the FBI might be having trouble luring enough investigators away from those big prime time salaries to find the elusive hairy, giant mountain climbing beast. Running a credit card check on a Big Foot-like creature would be difficult to manage. Firstly, what does a man (?) like Big Foot write when he signs his name: clearly a wanted man(?) like Big Foot would not sign his name "Big Foot." He would be easily caught: and by the way what is the giant beast charged with anyway. A bad Halloween prank it must have been that he pulled off to be identified as elusive and in need of capture. I've seen many wanted posters before, but for some reason Big Foot has never been on one of them. And, of course, Big Foot might, indeed, be under contract to CBS unbeknownst to us the gullible public...we're gulliblic. Is Big Foot, indeed under contract to CBS: will they be using him to be murdered in one of their prime time thriller/chillers. Poor, pitiful overgrown monkey he is if his fate is to be murdered by a team of PhD writers turned criminal on the CBS network! The FBI should clarify the importance of finding the elusive beast and would thereby receive more help from us in finding him (or her?) I would be interested where the investigation is focusing its attention: is it just the Mountain West of the United States.What, I would like to know does Big Foot wear in the cold Winter months in the vast mountain ranges of the United States. I imagine Big Foot wearing flip flops while hanging around the campsite, and of course they're light and easy to pack in his rucksack for those escapes into the high country. As far as boots go, though, I'd be looking for a heavyweight hiking shoe print. The Big and Tall shops have large sizes: I'd start there. And if you do manage to get a good profile shot of his head have it printed after cleaning it up a bit at Photoshop. This is what I'd do.