Customize Your Truck: Redneck Accessories and Features

Lila Rose
From racing fanatics to audio enthusiasts, there are a number of accessories and features than enable you to customize your truck. These days country is cool, but redneck is better; and it is the redneck accessories that really add the finishing touch to the perfect truck. Here are seven steps to obtain the perfect redneck customization for your truck.

Step One: Buy a Truck

Before you can customize your truck with the latest redneck accessories, you need to get a truck. When purchasing your truck, consider a truck from the mid-1970's that is 4WD. This style of truck is perfect for mudding and hunting. As long as the truck runs, you can make it work. You can probably make it work, even if does not run, but that will mean more money on your truck and less on your redneck features.

Step Two: Jack it Up for the Over-sized Tires

One traditional feature of a redneck truck is to make it big. To make it big, you need to jack up the body of the truck. Once jacked, you have room for another accessory: oversized tires. You are not a true redneck if your truck does not have oversized tires. In this case bigger is better. If you are going to customize your tires, you have to lift up your truck or you won't be a real redneck.

Step Three: No Muffler, No Problem

Redneck trucks don't need mufflers. A muffler will hide the loudness of your truck and you want people to know when you arrive or roar past them on the road. Instead, take the straight pipes out through the back. Or, you can send them up through the bed. Either option is equally redneck acceptable.

Step Four: Accessory Lights

One more way to customize your truck in true redneck fashion is to add a few accessory lights. There are several types of accessory lights, but the most popular are the KC lights on top of the roll bars. It is two accessories in one: a roll bar and lights.

Step Five: Protective Features

For the front of your redneck truck you need to protect it from anything that might get in its way. One accessory is to add an iron bumper with a brush guard. You can also customize with a front bumper winch. Another feature is a camouflage bug deflector for the front of your truck.

Step Six: Additional Accessories

Above are many of the basic, redneck features and accessories you can add to your truck. There are a few more to add if you want to make your friends have redneck envy. One look all redneck trucks should have is rust stains. It makes your truck authentic.

You can also add fender skirts and a gun rack (though in some states you can't actually use it). To talk to your redneck friends, add a C.B. with dual antennas. One optional feature is to add a rebel flag. Many redneck trucks have them, but not all of them.

Step Seven: A Final Touch

Your truck is almost customized to the max and you will be able to ride in redneck style. One last feature is to customize your horn. One popular horn, the "Dukes of Hazard" horn, will whistle Dixie. If your horn would make Luke Duke proud, it's good enough for your redneck friends.

Now that your redneck truck is ready to go and you can proudly wave your redneck flag, go put on your Bass-Pro Shop clothes, your flnnel over-shirt, and your red-wing work boots and enjoy your night. That's a ten-dash-four, good buddy.

Published by Lila Rose

Lila Rose is a stay-at-home mom to four wonderful, intelligent girls and a freelance writer when time allows.She loves to take on new jobs that will challenge her on unfamiliar topics, as she enjoys the rese...  View profile

  • A truck from the mid-1970's that is 4WD. This style of truck is perfect for mudding and hunting.
  • Don't use a muffler. Instead, take straight pipes out through the back or up through the bed.
  • If your horn would make Luke Duke proud, it's good enough for your redneck friends.
From racing fanatics to audio enthusiasts, there are a number of accessories and features than enable you to customize your truck. These days, it is the redneck accessories that really add the finishing touch to the perfect truck.

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  • rick morlan1/4/2011

    what about a redneck pool saw them on line redneckpools.com

  • Maryanne Murray6/9/2010

    I love this article about Customize Your Truck: Redneck Accessories and Features!! Thumbs up!! :-)

  • billy bo ray bob6/6/2009

    Two kinds of people in the world, them who have trucks, and them what don't...
    If ya don't like my truck, don't ride in it, and sure as hell, you ain't driving!

  • RICKY BALLS3/26/2009

    SHOOT MAYN THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID TO MY TRUCK.


    COUNTRY TILL DEATH.

    HELL YEAH!!!!

  • Anonymous3/12/2009

    fuck off michael!!!!!!!! ur to fagish anyway to know anything. i got a redneck truck and i bank $90,000 after just high school so who is poor white trash now u doumb ignorant southern son of a bitch!!

  • ZAck 10/8/2008

    Screw you micheal Pasquale

  • redneck9/1/2008

    you pretty much hit the nail on the head

  • Wes Laurie8/27/2008

    forgot the confederate flag heh

  • Michael Pasquale8/5/2008

    LOL, this article was highly entertaining. Perhaps some of the "rednecks" here should read this article. Then they might know that what they are doing to their trucks just make them seem like white-trash. Good job!

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