Cute Sayings and Clever Titles for Scrapbooking

For years I have collected one-liners and funny sayings that caught my eye. I found them in department stores, in e-mails, on tee shirts-pretty much all over. I've kept them in a file just in case I might come up with a use for them some day, and now I've found it. They would be great as page titles or themes for scrapbooking!

You can use your imagination in choosing the photos and backgrounds to go with the sayings, but whatever you choose, have fun with my collection. Hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color !!

AN IRISH BLESSING: May the most you wish for be the least you get.

Did you ever see a motorcycle parked at a psychiatrist's office?

Eat a frog in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you all day.

Normal is just a setting on the dryer.

I'm on Island Time

When a child is born, so is a grandmother.

Cats are magical - the more you pet them the longer you both live.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

The only man worth your tears won't make you cry.

America is the home of the free because of the brave.

A day hemmed with prayer is less likely to unravel.

Sailing - The Fine Art of Getting Wet And Becoming Ill While Slowly Going Nowhere At Great Expense

A Daughter Is A Little Girl Who Grows Up To Be Your Friend

It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth-then it's hockey.

Music is the voice of angels.

I made a rock garden... Last week 3 of them died.

Men only need 2 tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Art is seeing through God's eye and letting the paintbrush do the rest.

Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason.

You'll always be my best friend - you know too much.

Friendship is a work of heart.

You don't get a body like this by working out.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Dogs laugh with their tails.

CHAOS: It's not just a theory, it's my life.

Tattoos are my way of investing in art.

Finally, the one I use all the time: "Good morning" is an oxymoron.

I have a lot more sayings in my file, so maybe I will share more in the future. For now, I hope you enjoy creating your pages with these.