Cynical Poetry Vol. 2 - Limmericks

Nathaniel Wayne

The movies I love to go see
Yet something has changed for me
Pay double to snack
The seats hurt my back
And now I get gouged for 3D

My wife and I go to birth classes
Taught by aging hippy type lasses
I know they mean well
But this I must tell
At "Birth Goddess" we laugh off our asses

Published by Nathaniel Wayne - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment

Online movie critic and writer on movie related topics since 2007. Grew up watching movies instead of tv and has been lucky enough to work on a few. Self admitted geek, late 20s, married parent of one. Sti...  View profile

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  • Trisha Hodges9/4/2011

    Lol. Excellent!

  • David A. Reinstein, LCSW9/4/2011

    Cynicism can be extremely entertaining... and yours certainly fills that bill!

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