Daddy Long Legs

Arachnophobia in Rhyme

Linda Ann Nickerson
He's not my father; that's for sure.
This Daddy makes me insecure.

With limbs that stretch like single hairs,
He creeps to catch me unawares.

Along the ceiling line, he walks,
And in the attic, simply shocks.

When Daddy Long Legs lurks about,
I grab a shoe and stomp him out.

Although I may say this is true,
Most likely, I just scream. I do!

Then Mister Bad-Bug-Killer brave
Must catch him, as I rant and rave.

For Daddy Long Legs may be small,
But I don't like him, not at all.

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  • Alban Mehling ;-}}>8/29/2008

    This is delightful. Thank You fer sharin'. Mizpah. ;-}}>

  • Missy H.8/17/2008

    Ha, that's cute. I barely like any bugs. Once there was a big huge beetle in my bedroom and I had to wake my younger sister up in the middle of the night to kill it for me, brave huh?lol, cute poem.

  • Christine Bude8/3/2008

    Cute. I have a hard time killing them tho.

  • Lenora Murdock8/1/2008

    Great article! I don't care for Daddy long legs either.

  • Charlotte Kuchinsky8/1/2008

    Cute piece but those things freak me out!

  • Sheryl Young8/1/2008

    This is very cute, love the photo too! I absolutely hate spiders!

  • J. E. Davidson8/1/2008

    We've noticed a few of these lately, too! Angel, I've heard that also, their mouths are too tiny to bite humans, apparently. Cute poem!

  • Nicholos Gene Poma B.S.8/1/2008

    Very cute! This is one of those poems I can picture kids a hundred years from now reciting. Kinda like "Itsy Bitsy Spider." Great job!

  • TC Thorn8/1/2008

    Heh, cute, but how do I get them out of the basement shower? They like to take up residence there. :P

  • April Lorier7/31/2008

    Isn't it curious that this spider was named DADDY long legs? Why not MAMMA long legs? I enjoyed this honey. Made me glad I have Terminex visit every quarter! ha!

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