Daily Dose of Nonsense: Aware?

Scope it, as in Horoscope: Sometimes people just do not get it. It is not your job to explain it to them. What it is.

Headliner: "Glee" passes Elvis for most Hot 100 charted hits. Get ready for people to hate that. I'm a huge Elvis fan and it doesn't bother me. But, like Justin Beiber giving political views, look out.

Bonehead Tip of the Day: Supposedly, we are more aware, have better controls on food, programs and institutions now to deal with all of life's problems. However, we are fatter than ever, some say. Perhaps we are over-scheduled, too aware and trying to get to everything so early there is no way what we are looking for has developed, so when someone does get sick, we still wonder why. How about finding cures and not pills for all things? And when did someone really listen to you the last time you complained about an illness? I mean really listened?

The List: Longest season in order

1.Summer
2.Spring
3.Autumn (Fall because leaves fall)
4.Winter

Trivia: When a hummingbird perches it's to digest food. When my uncle perches he borrows money. That's how he pronounces purchases. Ships used to be christened with the blood of sacrificial victims (ah, the good ole days). Over the years, other items came into use, such as champagne. At first, however, it was a messy ordeal, to say the least. Or the most, for that matter. Sunlight can enhance you sex life. Wonder why sunny beaches are popular. Roosters in China go "Gu-gu-gu." So do I after a long weekend.

Closer: It may be time to get back in the rat race. Your contacts have gone away. And I'm not talking about the ones in your eyes.